Sunday, April 05, 2009

Fanmail

YO PAT,

U

SUCK!!!

FUCK YOU MAN!

Ha! Another satisfied customer!

It's always nice to hear from fans of the Hotlist. No but seriously, even I must bow down before such wisdom and eloquence. I truly suck. . .

Just a little aside, though. When one sends an anonymous email, one should try to make sure that one's email address doesn't contain one's full name and middle initial. I'm just saying. . .

27 comments:

  1. Now you need to reply adressing him by name - let him think you have awesome tracking powers :P

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  2. That GRRM is such a kidder

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  3. Anonymous10:56 AM

    Post the email with your admirers email addy...How great would that be!

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  4. Anonymous11:05 AM

    let me guess, they are American?

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  5. Americaner11:13 AM

    What does that have to do with anything, isis-newton?

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  6. Cecrow11:30 AM

    I didn't know you were divorced ...

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  7. I didn't know you swapped emails with Goodkind?

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  8. Anonymous12:11 PM

    Tell Larry to knock it off.

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  9. TheDude12:35 PM

    It was probably M John Harrison letting loose for a while.

    We all know he's an internet troll, this is the definitive proof :-)

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  10. That's hilarious. Nice to see a blogger getting some fan love.

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  11. That is so cool. Wish I got email like that.

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  12. Anonymous1:44 PM

    You get fan mail???

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  13. I'm so jealous . . . my blog isn't big enough to merit hate mail yet . . .

    Congratulations. ;)

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  14. Yeah, you must be doing something right! : )

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  15. Ahh...another satisfied contest winner.

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  16. Anonymous9:13 PM

    Well....you do....

    LOL,
    Troy

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  17. Sorry, did I forget to sign my name at the end of that email?

    ~Aidan
    A Dribble of Ink

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  18. You guys just don't get it. The brevity, the word choice, the conciseness of the point being made. This person is clearly a literary genius who will die without every being properly appreciated as the god-amongst-men they truly are.

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  19. If it helps, I love you. In an entirely plutonic way of course. And yes, I mean plutonic, because platonic is lame...and Pluto deserves its own group of words in the dictionary anyway...plutonic, plutoism, pluto-ey, etc.

    But yes, I love you in a plutonic way.

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  20. ouch isis! haha

    hilarious post though 8)

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  21. Anonymous7:53 AM

    .. and how would you know that name was, in fact, legit?

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  22. I would to add a couple of small suggestions even though I am not sure this is the place to do it.

    1. Fewer excepts from books and more reviews. If I want excerpt, I will trundle down to the local book store and read one.

    2. When we click on a hyper link, have it open a new window and leave us on your site. I think you will find that more people get to the bottom of the page that way.

    Unlike your secret admired, I enjoy the site.

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  23. Aptorian4:24 PM

    Ha. Pat should start making compilations of the best hate mail. Like Maddox used to do on thebestpageintheuniverse.

    This could be a funny reoccuring segment on the fantasy hotlist.

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  24. gfurrow, I respectfully disagree about excerpts. I live in Germany and can't browse English books here (except the ones by King and Nora Roberts), so I'm grateful for the excerpts. They have proven a decisive factor for buying/not buying a book a few times.

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  25. whitedow8:29 PM

    Yeah,absolutely love the excerpts, except I need more reviews!

    But I love your site!

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