Interview with Adrian Tchaikovsky


A positive buzz appears to surround newcomer Adrian Tchaikovsky's fantasy debut, Empire in Black and Gold, and the novel is being talked about on a number of forums of late. When Robert gave the book two thumbs up, I knew I needed to learn a bit more about the author.

So here's a Q&A meant to give Tchaikovsky the opportunity to introduce himself and his work. For more info about Empire in Black and Gold: Canada, USA, Europe.

Enjoy!
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- Without giving anything away, can you give us a taste of the story that is EMPIRE IN BLACK AND GOLD?

Empire is about progress. The world of the insect kinden was once dominated by superstition, slavery and magician-lords, but a revolution of the mechanically-inclined ended that and ushered in a new age of supposed enlightenment and science. Now the fruits of that age are ripe: the Wasp Empire, with its legions of airborne warriors supported by automotives, flying machines and advanced weaponry, is rolling across the world. The cities of the Lowlands are either occupied with their own struggles or too blinkered to see the danger, and so Stenwold Maker, a Beetle-kinden statesman and spymaster, takes it on himself to open their eyes.

- Tell us a little more about yourself. What's the 411 on Adrian Tchaikovsky?

You learn something new every day. I had to look '411' up. Well, I've gone from Lincolnshire to Reading to Leeds, studied Psychology and now practice law, so something of a chequered career. I'm also a sometime (bad) actor, keen Larper and occasional cartoonist.

- Can you tell us a little more about the road that saw this one go from manuscript form to finished novel?

The key was getting an agent. I'm something of an old hand at the book submission game, but had never had much luck approaching publishers before. It's a very hit and miss business. I'd been flogging the manuscript for Empire about all the usual channels (just like several manuscripts before), but this time I struck lucky, and a chap called Simon Kavanagh got hold of it and decided he liked it. He then proceeded to tear strips off it until he was happy to tout it to publishers. There followed a lot of him working hard and me fretting and bothering him at every opportunity, and at last came the news that Macmillan had made an offer.

- What can readers expect from the upcoming sequels?

Escalation! Well, anyone who's read the first book should get the sense that the world is much bigger than the slice of it you see within Empire. As the Wasps march across the map, the scope of the books will broaden, and readers will get to see more of places, concepts and kinden that have only been mentioned in passing before. There's always something new.

- What's the progress report on the next volume? Any tentative release date yet?

Actually it was a major selling point for my agent to bring to the table that I had books 1-3 already complete (or at least draft-complete). That means that we can have a fairly snappy release schedule - book 2 is Dragonfly Falling which should hit the shelves February 2009, with book 3 six months after that.

- Will you be touring to promote the book this summer? If so, are there any specific dates that have been confirmed as of yet?

Been and gone, unfortunately. For a new writer, I think publishers are a bit leery of putting them out for signings too much, because it looks very sad if they're sat there with nobody turning up. The worst I heard was one new writer who went to a convention to sign, and got the table next to Terry Pratchett: a queue of people long enough to go to the moon and back, and not one of them sparing the poor bloke a glance. Still, I did a signing at Waterstones in Reading, and had a very respectable turnout - the store sold almost every copy they got in, which has to be good. There was a reading/signing in Garforth too, near Leeds, in support of the local independent bookshop.

- What was the spark that generated the idea which drove you to write EMPIRE IN BLACK AND GOLD and the rest of the series in the first place?

The world of the insect kinden has been around in my imagination a long time, being slowly added to and modified. I started working on it before coming to University, and it's been simmering away for years while I wrote other stuff. Insects, basically: I've always had a thing for insects, but they get a very bad press, and so I thought I should do something about it. On the other hand I didn't want to do some kind of Watership Down for earwigs, and so what evolved was the world of the kinden: races of human beings that each cleave to an insect totem, and draw their character and their powers from that insect. Once you have that, and you see just how many Wasp-kinden you've just called into existence, the rest of the plot tends to drive itself.

- What do you feel is your strength as a writer/storyteller?

Originality of ideas is very important to me, although you can be as original as you like and still fall flat if you've not got good characters, so maybe I should say that. Or good plotting. Being the UK's premier insect-based genre writer?

- Were there any perceived conventions of the fantasy genre which you wanted to twist or break when you set out to write EMPIRE IN BLACK AND GOLD and its sequels?

No Elves. No Dragons. All right, some wizards, but not a beard or pointy hat amongst them. No princes disguised as stableboys slaying evil overlords according to their immaculate destinies. Also, more enormous insects than is traditional. Seriously, though, what I was most concerned to avoid was the standard fantasy world, both the Prince Valiant-Merrie England-MGM sort of knights and twee little kingdoms that seems to be all the flesh left on the bones of both Tolkien and Mallory, and also the circular history concept, whereby absolutely everything in the world's past is relevant to the current plot, and at the end of it everything's resolved and everything goes back to the way it was, save for the stableboy who may or may not now be the prince. I'm keen for the world to live, to be bigger than any and all of the books, and for the events that shape that world to leave it different, changed. Otherwise, what's the point?

- In light of the current market, are you tempted to write one of those enormous fantasy epics which continue to be the most successful series at the moment?

Well, following on from the above, the world will go on, whether I write about it or not. I'd quite like to continue to chronicle it for as long as possible. Whilst there are three books currently in the offing, the possibility of (x) more volumes in the saga can't be ruled out.

- The fact that there is a website dedicated to your work is an indication that interaction with your readers is important to you as an author. How special is it to have the chance to interact directly with your fans?

We're back to progress. You can't ignore the net community especially if you're writing fantasy, where your readership is on average extremely technically Apt. The chance to actually get direct feedback from the people who are actually buying and reading the book is both exciting and intimidating.

- Given the choice, would you take a New York Times bestseller, or a World Fantasy Award/Hugo Award? Why, exactly?

Interesting question. I'd guess the award would be a lasting feather in your cap, whereas the bestseller list would mean that more people were actually reading. Ask me again should either of them actually be on the horizon.

- What authors make you shake your head in admiration? Many fantasy authors don't read much inside the genre. Is it the case with you?

I can't put this strongly enough: I read fantasy. If you go on my site, I write about fantasy. I credit the authors deserve the credit. Mervyn Peake, for example. Mary Gentle. China Mieville. Gaiman, Erikson and M. John Harrison. Also some American authors like Peter S. Beagle and Gene Wolfe. Especially Gene Wolfe. Writers who have done something different with the genre.

- Cover art has become a very hot topic of late. What are your thoughts pertaining to that facet of a novel, and what do you think of the cover that graces EMPIRE IN BLACK AND GOLD?

Covers are important. People judge books by them, after all. A lot of fantasy books go out with "man on horse in front of castle" covers. For Empire it was very important to everyone that there be a human figure there, because we wanted no confusion about how human the insect-kinden actually were, and the image we ended up with is a good rendition of one of the Wasp light airborne, perhaps even the villain/anti-hero, Thalric.

- More and more, authors/editors/publicists/agents are discovering the potential of all the SFF blogs/websites/message boards on the internet. Do you keep an eye on what's being discussed out there, especially if it concerns you? Or is it too much of a distraction?

It would be wonderfully rugged of me to say that, heedless of blame or praise, I cling to the inviolable purity of my calling and manfully ignore everything that people are saying about me (or aren't saying about me, which Mr Wilde reckoned was worse). It would also be untrue. Let's face it - an author new to the shelves thinks of very little other than "are people reading my book?", and I'm lucky/unlucky enough to live in a time when a search engine will keep me as informed as I could wish about the subject any time I want.

- Honestly, do you believe that the speculative fiction genre will ever come to be recognized as veritable literature? Truth be told, in my opinion there has never been this many good books/series as we have right now, and yet there is still very little respect (not to say none) associated with the genre.

People are very snobby about genres - even some fantasy authors, as you've noted - and this is while a novel like, let's say, The Time Traveller's Wife can be mainstream and win prizes as a mainstream literary venture, despite the fact that, let's face it, it's an entertaining piece of speculative science-fiction. On this basis there's more than simple content building a wall between mainstream and genre fiction, and unfortunately, fight the good fight as all of us may, I suspect that division is going to be insurmountable. Which is a shame, because the division is artificial. All fiction is speculative, because those people aren't real, those acts were not enacted. Fiction set in the "real world" is still reinventing that world.

- Anything you wish to add?

Just to say, for people who have enjoyed the book, there will be short stories and art added to the http://shadowsoftheapt.com/ website, to tide readers over between Empire and Dragonfly.

US cover art for Scott Lynch's THE REPUBLIC OF THIEVES


Hmm, can't say I'm too thrilled about it. . .

It will be interesting to see what Gollancz will come up with. . .

Another black eye for the genre. . .

Here's another interesting nugget of information which was unearthed while I was making my way down the Baltic States. You all know that SFF Awards are not always seen in the most positive of light. Well, this one, this time from the Locus Awards, will not help matters much, at least where SFF fans are concerned.

After all the votes were submitted and the poll closed, Locus announced a rule change that will see a subscriber's votes count for twice the value of the votes submitted by non-subscribers (the majority of voters).

You can find all the pertinent information in Ken's post, as well as various links and discussion in this thread on Westeros.

More and more, I get the feeling that SFF Awards show as much integrity and transparence as international boxing federations. As a huge fan of the sport, let me just say that you do not want to be compared to the WBC (World Boxing Council), or the WBA (World Boxing Association). Come to think of it, the IBF (International Boxing Federation) and the WBO (World Boxing Organization) are not much better. . .

Win a copy of L. E. Modesitt, jr.'s MAGE-GUARD OF HAMOR


Thanks to the folks at Tor Books, I have three copies of Modesitt's latest Recluce volume, Mage-Guard of Hamor, up for grabs! For more info about this title: Canada, USA, Europe.

The rules are the same as usual. You need to send an email at reviews@(no-spam)gryphonwood.net with the header "HAMOR." Remember to remove the "no spam" thingy.

Second, your email must contain your full mailing address (that's snail mail!), otherwise your message will be deleted.

Lastly, multiple entries will disqualify whoever sends them. And please include your screen name and the message boards that you frequent using it, if you do hang out on a particular MB.

Good luck to all the participants!;-)

New websites of interest

If, like me, you spent the last couple of weeks on vacation, your mind bent on sightseeing, catching the right train at the right time, with 90% of your brain's capabilities rerouted to think about Polish and Latvian girls, or if you were caught up in more worthwhile pursuits, you might not be aware that Tor Books' website has re-launched yet again.

Here's what the new http://tor.com now stands for:

Tor.com, a site for news and discussion of science fiction, fantasy, and all the things that interest SF and fantasy readers, is an initiative of Tor Books and of the Macmillan group of publishers. It presents original short fiction, new sequential art, extensive art galleries, and commentary on science fiction and related subjects by a wide range of writers from all corners of the science fiction and fantasy field. Its aim is to provoke, encourage, and enable interesting and rewarding conversations with and between its readers.

Random House has done the same with www.suvudu.com:

Suvudu is a new website catering to news from all sci-fi and fantasy creative media—books, audiobooks, gaming, manga, comic books and movies! Content will include podcasts, videos, reviews, interviews and original blog posts, all brought to you by some of the best talents in the sci-fi, fantasy, graphic novel and gaming industries.

Imagine the San Diego Comic Con—but on a website all year round!

Sounds great, right?

That’s just the beginning. Sci-fi and fantasy fans will also play a role in Suvudu. Visitors are encouraged to comment on the posted content, contribute information they deem pertinent, and send in suggestions to make Suvudu the best it can be. Links to offsite blog and website content will be highlighted. As a community sharing and growing with one another, every relevant bit of news will have benefit—given voice on Suvudu for those who would hear it.

Suvudu will grow over time. In the coming months Suvudu will not only be a news blog but will evolve to include a library of free science fiction and fantasy books, advanced reads of forthcoming projects, exclusive looks inside the creative process of the publishing world, and incorporate a forum for like-minded fans to converse with one another.

These could become great SFF resources, so I encourage you to check them out. Which reminds me that I should register. . .:-)

Win a copy of Tobias S. Buckell's SLY MONGOOSE


I have a copy of Tobias S. Buckell's latest, Sly Mongoose, for you to win, compliments of the kind folks at Tor Books. For more info about this title: Canada, USA, Europe.

The rules are the same as usual. You need to send an email at reviews@(no-spam)gryphonwood.net with the header "MONGOOSE." Remember to remove the "no spam" thingy.

Second, your email must contain your full mailing address (that's snail mail!), otherwise your message will be deleted.

Lastly, multiple entries will disqualify whoever sends them. And please include your screen name and the message boards that you frequent using it, if you do hang out on a particular MB.

Good luck to all the participants!;-)

This and that. . .


As I knew it would be, it's been kind of a mindfuck to get my normal life back on track after spending 5 weeks traveling around Poland, Finland, and the Baltic States. I'm aware that I cut it a bit close by coming back just in the nick of time for my friend's wedding, and then resuming work on the following day. Oh well. . .

The Hotlist should also return to its habitual bits and pieces in the next little while, so bear with me.:-) There's a lot of stuff up in the air as things return to normal, but here's what's on tap for the next couple of weeks.

Book Reviews

I'm currently reading Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon (Canada, USA, Europe), which I'm quite enjoying so far. Next in the rotation will be David Louis Edelman's Multireal (Canada, USA, Europe).

After that, I'm interested in Glen Cook's Chronicles of the Black Company (Canada, USA, Europe), Ekaterina Sedia's The Alchemy of Stone (Canada, USA, Europe), and/or the anthology Subterranean: Tales of Dark Fantasy (Canada, USA, Europe, and http://www.subterraneanpress.com/).

Of course, if ARCs for Neal Stephenson's Anathem (Canada, USA, Europe), Neil Gaiman's The Graveyard Book (Canada, USA, Europe), or Terry Pratchett's Nation (Canada, USA, Europe) show up in the mailbox in the meantime, well that might screw up the batting order!

Interviews

I have a few threads to follow up on, as there were plans for a couple of interviews prior to my departure for Europe earlier this spring. But as things stand, I have to concrete commitments at the moment.

In all likelihood, I will have a few Q&As lined up for the near future in the next couple of weeks. . .
Giveaways

A number of contests have already been confirmed. The first, from Subterranean Press,will be for a full set of numbered deluxe hardcovers from Tim Powers: Last Call (Canada, USA, Europe, and www.subterraneanpress.com), Expiration Date (Canada, USA, Europe, and www.subterraneanpress.com), and Earthquake Weather (Canada, USA, Europe, and http://www.subterraneanpress.com/).

I will soon make the announcement for a contest for Tobias S. Buckell's Sly Mongoose (Canada, USA, Europe), and I should also have one for L. E. Modesitt, jr.'s Mage-Guard of Hamor (Canada, USA, Europe). You can also expect a giveaway for Brandon Sanderson's The Hero of Ages (Canada, USA, Europe).

I'm also working on giveaways for Stephenson's Anathem, Gaiman's The Graveyard Book, and Pratchett's Nation, so stay tuned for that.

For those interested, you can still register for Ian Cameron Esslemont's Return of the Crimson Guard (Canada, USA, Europe) giveaway.

I have to contact various editors and publicists about this, which means that there might be more to come.

So in a nutshell, these are the coming attractions. . .

Win an Advance Reading Copy of the Subpress limited edition of Carlos Ruiz Zafon's THE SHADOW OF THE WIND


Hmm, I have a feeling that this giveaway might be popular. . .:-)

Thanks to Bill and the folks at Subterranean Press, I have an ARC of the limited edition of Carlos Ruiz Zafon's superb The Shadow of the Wind for you guys to win. Since this is basically a limited edition of a limited edition, it's the perfect collector's item! For more info about this title: Canada, USA, Europe, and http://www.subterraneanpress.com/.

The rules are the same as usual. You need to send an email at reviews@(no-spam)gryphonwood.net with the header "JULIAN CARAX." Remember to remove the "no spam" thingy.

Second, your email must contain your full mailing address (that's snail mail!), otherwise your message will be deleted.

Lastly, multiple entries will disqualify whoever sends them. And please include your screen name and the message boards that you frequent using it, if you do hang out on a particular MB.

Good luck to all the participants!;-)

David Weber contest winners!


Our two winners will each receive a copy of David Weber's By Schism Rent Asunder, thanks to the nice folks at Tor Books. For more info about this title: Canada, USA, Europe.

The winners are:

- Stephen Wrighton, from Madison, Mississippi, USA

- Matthew Roy, from West Des Moines, Iowa, USA

Thanks to all the participants!

Win a copy of the Subpress limited edition of Naomi Novik's THRONE OF JADE


Thanks to Bill and the rest of the Subterranean Press gang, I have a copy of the limited edition of Naomi Novik's Throne of Jade up for grabs! For more info about this title: Canada, USA, Europe, and http://www.subterraneanpress.com/.

The rules are the same as usual. You need to send an email at reviews@(no-spam)gryphonwood.net with the header "JADE." Remember to remove the "no spam" thingy.

Second, your email must contain your full mailing address (that's snail mail!), otherwise your message will be deleted.

Lastly, multiple entries will disqualify whoever sends them. And please include your screen name and the message boards that you frequent using it, if you do hang out on a particular MB.

Good luck to all the participants!;-)

Daniel Abraham contest winners!


This one is now in the books! Each of our five winners will get their hands on a complimentary copy of Daniel Abraham's An Autmn War, courtesy of Tor Books. For more info about this title: Canada, USA, Europe.

The winners are:
- Patrick McCracken, from Queen Creek, Arizona, USA

- Chris Emden, from Williamsburg, Virginia, USA (Tempra on asoiaf.westeros.org)

- Taijwant Geer, from Caroni, Trinidad

- Parto Barkhordari, from McLean, Virginia, USA

- Kevin McCloskey, from Bakersfield, California, USA

Thanks to all the participants!;-)

Carlos Ruiz Zafon's THE SHADOW OF THE WIND


As you know, I gave Zafon's The Shadow of the Wind (Canada, USA, Europe) a perfect score a few weeks back. If you haven't read this novel yet, I encourage you to rectify the situation and give it a shot ASAP. Indeed, it's the perfect book to bring on vacation!

My parents picked up my mail while I was traipsing around Poland, Finland, and the Baltic States, and, as expected, I had quite a few packages awaiting my return. To my surprise, one of them contained an ARC of the Subterranean Press limited edition of Carlos Ruiz Zafon's international bestseller.

All I can say is that this looks like it's going to be a beautiful edition. Fans of the authors and collectors should consider getting this one. As for me, well I'm keeping the ARC, thank you very much!

For more info about this limited edition: Canada, USA, Europe, and http://www.subterraneanpress.com/.

David Louis Edelman contest winners!


The names of our three winners have been drawn. As they have yet to read Edelman's excellent scifi debut, all of them will thus receive both Infoquake (Canada, USA, Europe) and its sequel, MultiReal (Canada, USA, Europe), compliments of the folks at Pyr.

For more info on the author, Infoquake and MultiReal, check out http://www.davidlouisedelman.com/.

The winners are:

- Michael Dionne, from Mansfield, Connecticut, USA

- Jacob Gest, from Denver, Colorado, USA

- Jennifer M. Pierce, from Okemos, Michigan, USA

Thanks to all the participants!

TOLL THE HOUNDS cover art contest winner!


Thanks to the generosity of artist Todd Lockwood, our winner will get his hands on an art print of the American cover of Steven Erikson's Toll the Hounds (Canada, USA, Europe). You can check this and other fine illustrations at http://www.toddlockwood.com/.

The winner is:

Reuben Hubbard, from Victoria, British Columbia, Canada

Thanks to all the participants!;-)

We now return to our scheduled programming. . .


Well, after 3 flights and more than 16 hours, I finally landed in Montreal last night. I was so tired and jetlagged that I left the window of my car open. Of course, there was a thunderstorm during the night, so the driver seat is soaked. Ah man. . .

Nothing like doing the groceries can make you realize that you are officially back, and how irrevocable the end of the trip is. I have a wedding to attend tomorrow, and I resume work on Sunday, so I won't even have time to recuperate.

So here's a little something for those who have been waiting for some SFF-related material for the last couple of weeks! In my defense, I did post three reviews in the last month or so, which is still more than several book-reviewing blogs out there.

Malazan fans have been grumbling more and more lately about the fact that the Subterranean Press limited edition of Steven Erikson's Gardens of the Moon is late. Everyone knows that it's due to the fact that the artist is late in delivering the artwork. Rejoice, then, Malazan aficionados, for Bill from Subpress and Michael Komarck have given me the permission to post another sketch!

So here are a few prints that you have seen before, with a sketch of Raest facing the dragons as a bonus!;-) See how I'm looking after you guys. . .:p

For more info about this title: Canada, USA, Europe, and http://www.subterraneanpress.com/.

Vilnius, Lithuania: Churches, churches, and -- yes, you guessed it -- yet more churches!


The city of Vilnius is renowned for its baroque churches. It's one thing to read about it, but it's quite another to realize that there seems to be a baroque church on every street corner. I mean, they're basically everywhere. Most of my pics from Vilnius show churches. So much so that I will never be able to figure out which is which when I get back home.

The Old Town of Vilnius is beautiful, though there are still a lot of work to be done. As is the case across the Baltic States, there are cranes and scaffoldings everywhere, with crews of workers refurbishing buildings, etc. For all that it's supposed to be a party place (at least during the weekend), Vilnius is much more quiet and laid-back then Tallinn and Riga. A bit more romantic as well. Think about Vienna, Austria, but on a much smaller scale.

The main difference is how friendlier people are here. Lithuanians have been dubbed the "Spanish of the Baltic" and they're much easier to chat with than their cousins in Estonia and Latvia. Simply say, "What about them Celtics winning the NBA title?" and you'll have a hoops discussion on the way. Lithuanians are crazy about basketball. You might remember that they came very close (losing by a single point) to beat the American Dream Team in the Olympics.

Though the service industry is said to be mediocre, I have been well served in bars and restaurants thus far. Knock on wood!

Understandably, the main attractions in Vilnius are baroque churches. Trouble is, after a few you sort of get the feeling that you've seen them all. I've lost track of how many churches (Gothic and baroque) I've been in and out of. . . The Museum of the Genocide Victims house in the former KGB building is a must. Once again, you see that the Soviet yoke was as bad -- or even worst -- than the Nazis'. As a matter of course, checked out Vilnius Cathedral and went up to the top of the tower of the Gediminas Castle for views of the Old Town. Too bad the Royal Palace is undergoing renovations and won't open till 2009. I visited Uzupis, which is supposed to be a bohemian district inhabited by artists, squatters, etc -- a bit like Christiana in Copenhagen. I was a bit disappointed by the fact that there is close to nothing to see, especially since I walked all the way there. For the designer clothes and the posh shops, get yourself to the New Town's main promenade, Gedimino prospektas, where you'll see those who want to see and be seen. Every big city has a street like this, and it's good for the eye candy!;-)

Yesterday the weather was nice, so I took the bus to see the medieval castle of Trakai. The castle can be found on a small island in the middle of Lake Galve, and it makes for a very enjoyable day trip.

I'm kind of bummed out today, as it is the very last day of my Eastern European adventure. Can't believe that it's already over. Time really flew by! I'm sure glad I came, and I now realize that Finland should never have been on the itinerary. I should have spent those days in Poland, or simply wandering around and exploring a bit more of Estonia, Riga, and Lithuania.

For anyone looking for a place to go, you can't go wrong with any of these destinations. The timing is perfect, as inflation, though on the rise, has yet to reach the level the adoption of the euro as the main currency will bring. Those 4 countries are in complete effervescence, with the old making place for the new. These people have had to fight hard to maintain their identity, their traditions, and their cultures. They're proud of their newfound independence, and they are looking at a bright future ahead. The elderly people you see here have had it extremely hard, and it shows. But the younger generation is vibrant, looking forward to the new opportunities that are open to them. In Poland and Latvia especially, you'll feel that special vibe.

So whether you are looking for culture, architecture, night life, good food, cheap drinks, or some of the most beautiful women in the world, Poland, Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania are a must!:-) Although it's not the fairytale that many believed when their countries became part of the EU, you can see that they are moving forward and the sky's the limit. These countries are also lands of contrast, where old-time charm competes with new, modern skyscrapers. One must never forget that programs like Kazaa and Skype are Estonia products. So is it any wonder that there are wifi taxis over there!?!

Unlike Poland, which was a pain in the ass at times because no one spoke English (which, in retrospect, was all part of the fun and the adventure), you'll never have any problem being understood in Tallinn, Riga, and Vilnius. And even outside the main cities, if tourism is blooming there, someone will be happy to help you out.

I've now been to 30 different countries around the globe. And yet, I feel that this latest trip may have been the most rewarding one so far. The timing was good, visiting each country part of the Baltic States before the euro took over (same thing with Poland). It's a time of change in each of these countries, but the people nevertheless desire to hold on to what they have fought to preserve for the decades of oppression at the hands of the Germans and/or the Soviets. There's a lot to see, a lot to do, and you can do it all on a budget without missing out on anything. It won't be true for long, so consider visiting those places as soon as possible. As for me, 5 weeks abroad will have cost me (I haven't made the calculations yet) about a paltry 3000$, and that includes the plane ticket. Poland, Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania are all accessible from cheap flights from London and beyond, so check it out.

I know I say this every time I return from a trip, but I WILL go back to each country. Sadly, I feel like I've missed out on a lot of things everywhere. I've already listed where I would have gone in Poland. But given more time, in Estonia I would have gone to Saaremaa, Parnu, Tartu; in Latvia, I would have visited Sigulda, Cesis, Liepaja, and Ventspils; in Lithuania, I missed out on the Hill of Crosses, Kaunas, Klaipeda, and the Curonian Spit. So you see, I have to go back there! And yes, the gorgeous ladies are an incentive that is not negligible!!!:p

Next time you hear from me I'll be back in Montreal, so this blog will resume its habitual programming. Still, I hope that some of you enjoyed following my adventures and misadventures these last few weeks! I know that many people cannot afford to travel, so hopefully these little blog updates made you dream about new places to discover.

The return to reality will be atrocious, as I have a wedding to attend on Saturday and I resume work on Sunday. . . Ah, the humanity!

Quote of the Day


I will tell you that the city of Riga is a city in shock. A small decent town with a troubled past history & a potential future identity crisis. Until recently this city was a real "find" on the travelers' itinerary, since the advent of the cheap airlines any asshole can make it here... & they do!!

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Strip clubs, casinos, and sleazy operations have begun to make a reputation that attracts the worst of what the west can offer. This city has become a Mecca for the hordes of obnoxious, ignorant, and ill-tempered stag party groups from... you name it... To the dismay of the local population, blind eyes of the powers-that-be have allowed the slimy fucks from the gutter of society to make a three ring circus out of a city that has the potential to be the Cirque du Soleil... Friday & Saturday nights have now become a parade of men in identical shirts, who digress from intolerable to absolute pollution... They shit on this city & half the time end up paying for it in cruel & unexpected ways...

- MR. GORDONSKY'S RIGA CITY SPY MAP

Having experienced a few stag parties in Wroclaw, Krakow, Tallin, and now Riga, I can tell you that Eastern Europe cities have every right to complain about the hordes of dumbasses which invade their town every weekend. Time was, meeting Brits while traveling around Europe was a real pleasure. Few people are as open-minded and fun to be around as British tourists. Unfortunately, the proliferation of no-frills airlines such as Ryanair and EasyJet has made the aforementioned cities and others such as Bratislava, Prague, Budapest, and Vilnius, a cheap option for a weekend of boozing when the sterling pound fetches such a good exchange rate. Which means that, nowadays, the majority of Brits you meet in Eastern Europe are a bunch of uncouth and vulgar idiots who are piss-drunk by 7:00pm. It doesn't take a fertile imagination to picture what they look and act like by 2:00am. . .

The hostel owner took a few of us out last night, and I was able to chat with a few locals and some French expats in Belle Epoque and Orange Bar, two of Riga's most popular bars. And I can tell you that Brits are reviled here with a passion that is almost fanatical. Not far behind are the German and Italian tourists, who travel to Riga for the sex tourism.

Too bad those stag parties are giving British tourists such a bad name. . .

Jeff Somers' THE DIGITAL PLAGUE trailer

Just received this link from the folks at Orbit, and I'm taking advantage of free internet access to pass it along to you guys.:-)

As you know, I really enjoyed both The Electric Church and The Digital Plague. The two novels are well worth checking out!

The trailer can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cyl6legFbI&eurl=http://www.orbitbooks.net/

Enjoy!

Riga: Gorgeous Art Nouveau Architecture and Sexy Latvian women!

Ah yeah. . .

Finally, a hot and sunny day! It's only the second one since I left Poland behind, so you can understand my excitement!

Last you heard of me, I was complaining about the weather in Helsinki, Finland. Well, things never got better in the Finnish capital, and I had to walk from the Olympic Stadium to the train station under the rain. Of course, the fucking rain stopped when I reached the station. . .

My arrival in Tampere was more or less the same. But the forecast was for an unseasonably warm day for the morrow, with temperatures of about 27 degrees. I told myself that I would believe it when I saw it. Thankfully, it turned out to be true, and I was able to wander around the town while soaking up the sun. The following day, I walked to the train station to return to Helsinki, and it couldn't have been more than 16 or 17 degrees. As a matter of course, it was raining when I reached Helsinki. To my chagrin, I walked to the port with my jacket on and my hood up.

Finland, I must admit, was a bit of the disappointment because of all that crappy weather. But what can you do? You have to take it in stride and try to make the most of it, no matter what.

The ferry crossing to Estonia takes a little more than an hour and a half, and all of a sudden I had reached Tallinn. Again, the weather was gray and it rained shortly after my arrival. Fortunately for me, though relatively cool with about 19 or 20 degrees, my first full day in the Estonian capital was spent under a mix of sun and cloud. Toompea and the Old Town are absolutely beautiful, and I fell in love with Tallinn. Estonian girls are quite good-looking, but many have that trashy look that you find all over Budapest. Still, for the eye candy, no able bodied male was complaining!;-)

If ever you are in town, go for the stuffed pancakes at Kompressor, a joint frequented by locals and tourists alike. I ate there once a day every day I was there! Also, since I was leaving the euro behind, I decided to splurge twice, though splurge might not be the appropriate term here. Had dinner at the medieval-themed Olde Hansa, where I had light cinnamon beer and the mixed plate of wild game sausages (bear, elk, and wild boar), all for about 25$. For a hipper experience, the next evening I visited the cool Wana Tunnel, a trendy restaurant built in a tunnel. I indulged in a filet of pork, with vegetables in foil, wild rice, red wine and mushroom sauce, accompanied with a glass of red wine, and warm chocolate cake with berry sauce and ice cream, all for about 30$. Pretty good shit, if you ask me!

My last day in Tallinn just plain sucked, however. It was Monday, and everything is closed (as far as tourist attractions are concerned), and it rained for half of the day. Still, trooper that I am, I soldiered on and went to Kadriorg Park to see the palace. Had to walk all the way to the international bus station (why the fuck couldn't they put it next to the domestic bus station and the train station?) to get my ticket for Riga. The only good thing that came out of that hike was the discovery that I would be able to board the coach at Terminal D of the port, which was located nearby.

It was pouring when I reached Riga, Latvia. I was soaked when I reached the hostel, only to realize that my booking had been lost. Not only that, but the owner split up with his girlfriend (co-owner of the hostel I had booked a bed at), and he decided to open his own place. They split the bookings between them, and I suddenly learned that I was at the new hostel. Wet and miserable, I didn't even had it in me to argue. After all, the place is brand new, and it's only costing me about 10$ a night, breakfast included. All in all, not too bad, though the hostel is kind of quiet. I'll have to book a pub crawl elsewhere, it seems.

Filled up on Russian and Ukrainia dumplings at the local hangout called Pelmeni XL. Met a German reporter on my way back, and she asked me if I wanted to go out for a drink later that night. "Yeah, what the heck," I replied, and left to walk around Riga now that the rain had stopped. When I got back later tonight, wearing shorts and a tank-top, she turned out to be a lot cuter than I first believed. Walking one full day under the rain doesn't make anyone look good, I gather. So anyway, a couple of beers on an outside terrace on Livu square and a bottle of red wine later, and yada yada yada, I overslept the following morning!

I was graced with a mix of sun and rain for my first full day in Riga. Not good when you consider that I decided to take part of a 3-hour walking tour that began at noon. As we started walking toward Little Moscow, the sun was blazing and everything was fine. By 12:20pm, it started to rain. Then the sun would return, only to disappear so we could be pissed on anew. Again and again. Taking no chance, I elected to visit the Museum of the Occupation of Latvia after that.

And finally, today, after a shaky start when the skies were gray and it sure looked like it was going to rain again, the sun came out for good! And with 27 degrees, there is nothing to complain about today! Other than the stupid battery of my digital camera decided that the time was just about right to die on me. So I'm writing these words as it's recharging. . .

I had heard a lot of good things about Latvian ladies, and they sure meet any man's high expectations. It's not Poland, but it's pretty damn close!:p And with today's hot weather, well you gotta love summer wear. . .;-)

I'm about 200 pages into Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon, and I'm loving it so far, Typical Stephenson's writing style makes this one a joy to read, for the story as much as for the narrative.

The nice weather means that by the end of the day I'll probably be done with everything I wanted to see and do in Riga. If Mother Nature looks kindly upon my adventure, I might take a bus/train to Jurmala, the Baltic Riviera, tomorrow, or Rundale Palace, which is supposed to be amazing.

We'll have to wait and see. . . I'm planning on sampling Riga's night life on both Friday and Saturday, and I'm leaving for Vilnius, Lithuania, the last stop on my itinerary, on Sunday.

Take it easy!:-)

Quote of the day

Love is a lot like pork: there's loin steak and there's bologna. Each has its own place and function.

- CARLOS RUIZ ZAFON, The Shadow of the Wind

A picture is worth a thousand words. . .


No offense to all my British friends, but when I saw this one at the hostel in Tampere I couldn't pass it up!:p

Too bad there wasn't anything similar with Polish girls. Ah well. . .,-)

The Shadow of the Wind


Well, I just finished Carlos Ruiz Zafon's incredible The Shadow of the Wind sitting on the waterfront in Tampere, Finland, and I'm speechless. I wanted to write my review while the reading experience was still fresh in my mind, even though I'm not sure if I'll get to fire it off tonight. With no regular internet access, I can't truly collect my thoughts and write the sort of book review this novel deserves, yet hopefully my usual drivel will manage to intrigue those who have not read it enough to give it a shot. Simply put, The Shadow of the Wind is one of the very best books I have ever read.

As crazy as it sounds, Zafon's novel spent an unbelievable five years on the Spanish bestseller list. But once you get sucked into this convoluted tale, it's easy to understand why. Truth to tell, I find it hard to believe that the English translation hasn't been more popular. Indeed, this is the sort of book which has mass appeal and which should be as popular as Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code. Alas, that is not to be. . .

Zafon's post-war Barcelona setting offers a wealth of insight into those troubles times. The author's evocative prose effortlessly transports the reader into that rich milieu, and at times it feels as though the city becomes a character in and of itself. Zafon brings Barcelona alive in a manner that few others have been able to do with any city. Those who have been to Barcelona will once again fall in love with the city and wish to visit it again, while those who have never been there will feel the need to rectify the situation.

The characterization is head and shoulder above basically everything one can find on the shelves of bookstores worldwide. I don't know how Zafon does it, but in a few short sentences he can introduce you to a character who possesses so much depth and personality. Somehow, the author says more in a paragraph than most writers manage to convey in a chapter. Basically every single character, be it Daniel, his father, Fermin, Bernada, Clara, Francisco Javier Fumero, or any of the other deeply-realized men and women populating The Shadow of the Wind, come alive and leap of the pages.

A lot has been said about the novel's complex and multilayered plot. When Stephen King claims that even the subplots have subplots, you better believe it. Still, no matter how deftly plotted the book turns out to be (and you have no idea how intricate the storylines turn out to be), it's the way so many of those plotlines are touching that makes reading this novel such an unforgettable experience. Zafon writes with intelligence, humor, wit, and a dexterous human touch that will warm your heart one moment, and break it the next.

I'd like to believe that it's pretty difficult for an author to really move me. Yet The Shadow of the Wind made me go through a panoply of emotions. At times funny, frightening, tragic, and moving, follow young Daniel on his quest to find out who is systematically destroying all the works of an obscure author, one Julian Carax. When he starts to dig, looking for clues of what could have happened to the French writer, Daniel uncovers a web of secrets with love and betrayal at its heart.

It's hard to summarize this novel in a nutshell. But if I could sum it up with a single word, it would have to be amazing.

I've been cursing myself for knowing just enough Spanish to order myself a beer and ask where the toilets are. Which means that I am now forced to wait to the English translation of Carlos Ruiz Zafon's newest work.

The Shadow of the Wind deserves the highest possible recommendation.:-) A future classic, if ever there was one. . .

The final verdict: 10/10

For more info about this title: Canada, USA, Europe

Chilly and rainy Helsinki

Well, the lucky streak is officially over, it seems. Prior to my arrival in Finland, the only rainy day on my calendar was that one day in Gdansk, the day I wanted to visit the beach resort of Sopot. Other than that, Mother Nature had the decency to make it rain only at night, so that I could enjoy warm and sunny days in Warsaw, Wroclaw and Krakow. How I miss hanging out on the market squares of both Wroclaw and Krakow, sipping on a cold Polish beer and watching the world go by (or more exactly, scoping the babes!).

While traveling, we are always at the mercy of the weather. And I guess I landed in Helsinki at a bad time, because it rained every single day I was in the Finnish capital. The sun at least came out for a while on each day, so I can count my blessings and be happy. Honestly, I never thought I'd be getting such low temperatures in July, regardless of the fact that I was so far north. But 18 degrees yesterday, and a scant 16 this morning??? What the fuck!?! Isn't it suposed to be summer everywhere!?!

I have to say that seeing the sun go down past 11:00pm is kind of cool, and so is going to bed past midnight when it's not fully dark outside. The downside of that is the fact that sunrise occurs around 4:00am, which makes for really short nights!

I must admit that I'm missing Poland for a variety of reasons, none of them being the rapidity of their trains! But my Canadian dollar took me much further on Polish soil. With the euro in Finland, I find that my budget just ain't the same. Can't wait to catch that ferry to Tallinn on Saturday! Then I'll be able to "live" again!!!,-)

Although the weather conspired against me in Helsinki, I still managed to visit most of the main attractions. I was pissed that the rain screwed up my schedule and that I couldn't catch a bus or a train to the medieval town of Porvoo. But other than that, I was able to check out the kauppatori, the Uspensky Cathedral, the Senate Square, Tuomiokirkko (the white Lutheran cathedral), the Parliament, the City Winter Garden, the Church in the Rock, Sibelius Park, and the Suomenlinna fortress. All in all, not a bad haul, all things considered. . .

Unfortunately, everyone in my hostel kind of sucked, so I wasn't able to get out at night and experience the renowned Finnish hospitality. I was looking forward to talking about hockey with some fellow fans of that great sport!

Scandinavian women are very nice, of course, though they don't measure up against the Polish ladies!:p Of course, Helsinki is not Copenhagen. But that's a whole other story. . .,-)

One thing that really struck me about Helsinki is how big the heavy metal/Goth/punk scene has remained. Though it's kind of dead compared to the early 90s in North America (the heydays, if you ask me), there seems to be an inordinate amount of headbangers in Finland! I felt like I was stepping back into time when I was walking around town!

I have just arrived in Tampere, where I will be spending two nights. Hopefully I'll find a couple of drinking companions to enjoy the town later tonight and Friday night. Then it's back to Helsinki to catch a ferry bound for Estonia. Holy shit, only two weeks of traveling left. Time really does fly by. . .:-(

I'm almost done with Carlos Ruiz Zafon's The Shadow of the Wind, and my God is it good! I'm LOVING it! I should have discarded the Susanna Clarke so long ago. If, like me, you haven't given this one a shot yet, put it at the top of your "books to read" list. It's heading for a perfect 10/10 at the moment. . .

Talk to you later! Again, please don't spellcheck me. . .:-)

Beautiful and touristy Krakow

The city of Krakow is now known as the new Prague, and I can see why. Problem is, not only does Krakow have the sights to compete with Prague, she also attracts the same immense crowds. And it's now a major stop on the Eastern European backpackers' trail, which means that they are everywhere.

I know I've complained in the last two weeks about the fact that so few people spoke any English around Poland. Well, you won't have any trouble in Krakow, what with all the English signs and menus and all. . .

Krakow is a gorgeous town that caters to tourists of every nationality. But for all its beauty, with its Wawel Hill and its castle and cathedral, with its neat Old Town and its gigantic market square (the largest in Europe), and everything in between. Add to that easy day trips to the Wieliczka Salt Mine, as well as to Auschwitz and Birkenau extermination camps, and you have a recipe for a wonderful couple of days.

The only problem is that it's too overrun by tourists to have a "genuine" feel like the rest of the cities I've visited. Nearly every other person you meet is from out of town. And it's too bad, for most travelers stop for the mandatory two or three days in Krakow and don't see the real Poland. Everyone stops here on there way to or from Berlin or Prague, and that's too bad. Though there was often a communication barrier, I'm so happy to have visited Warsaw, Gdansk, and Wroclaw. It made me appreciate Poland a lot more than I ever thought I would, and even now I'm considering coming back to check out towns like Torun, Poznan, Zakopane, Katowice, Sopot, and more.

Still, for all the foreigners arriving in Krakow every day, the most beautiful women remain the lovely Polish ladies. Nice to see that things remain the same, regardless of the hordes of tourists everywhere. And though I can't speak more than a few words in Polish, somehow it feels wrong to hear about 10 different English accents just by walking down the street toward Rynek Glowny. Okay, so Polish pronounciations sound mighty strange sometimes, but I'll take that over that Boston drawl (Park the car in Harvard Yard!) any day!;-)

I'm not much of a foodie, but Carmen (the Aussie I've been traveling with for over a week) is, and she introduced me to all sorts of Polish dishes. Say one thing about Polish food, say it's good, very filling, and extremely affordable. Hard to believe, but I've reached the point where I can now order my own pierogi, barszcz, zurek, golabki, nalesniki, and a few other dishes without making a fool of myself! Where else can you have such a good dinner with a half litre of beer for about 10$-15$!?!

Speaking of beer, it's quite nice and cheap, even when you pay between 25% and 30% more in touristy Krakow. Zywiec, Okocim, Warka, Piast, Tyskie -- at half a litre for about 3$-4$, it's all good! Especially when you're hanging out on the main market square, people-watching in either Wroclaw or Krakow!

Poland has some of the most beautiful women in the world, and it's in the college town of Wroclaw that you will find the sexiest. University towns are cool to visit when you travel. I have very fond memories of my "Nuit du Bac" in Montpellier, in southern France, or the two nights we spent in Salamanca, in Spain. Great night life and good-looking girls were everywhere. But Wroclaw was something else. I'd go back tomorrow!:p

Visiting Auschwitz and Birkenau extermination camps yesterday made quite an impression. I have already been to Dachau, near Munich in Germany, so Auschwitz wasn't that impressive in that it was very similar to Dachau. But when the shuttle bus dropped us at Birkenau, the impossible size of the camp defies the imagination. This place was purpose-built to be a killing ground, and it really disturbs the mind. Though the Nazis bombed a number of buildings to destroy as much evidence as possible as the Soviets were getting closer, all that's left is troubling enough. I feel that everyone should be made to visit that site at least once in their lives, just so that the errors of the past will not be repeated in the future.

One last night to go in Warsaw, and then I must say goodbye to Poland.:-( I thoroughly enjoyed my stay, and this country surpassed all my expectations. As I mentioned before, Poland makes you work a little harder than countries like Hungary, the Czech Republic, and Germany to fully appreciate its charms, but the effort has its own rewards. Believe me when I tell you that Poland is well worth a visit. But don't start in Krakow -- keep that for the end of your trip!

I'd be remiss if I did not give kudos to every hostel I've stayed at. Indeed, Poland boasts some of the best hostels in Europe. Modern, cheap, with every possible amenities, and full of freebies, they are slowly setting a new standard in Europe. Moreover, they are staffed by the nicest and most helpful people I have met, and I've been to 26 different countries. Thus, if you are thinking of traveling to Warsaw, book a bed at the Oki Doki hostel (www.okidoki.pl); in Gdansk, check out the Targ Rybny (www.gdanskhostel.com); in Wroclaw, Nathan's Villa is the place to be (could be the very best hostel I've stayed at); and in Krakow, look no further than Greg and Tom Hostel (www.gregtomhostel.com). By booking a bed at any of these places, you'll get more bang for your buck and a lot of extras!

Having abandoned Susanna Clarke's Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, I have now moved on to Zafon's The Shadow of the Wind. About 80 pages into it and I am completely enthralled!

And now, onward to Finland!:-)

Stonefather


Curiosity has gotten the better of me ever since I learned that Orson Scott Card would be writing a new multivolume fantasy saga. There has never been this many ongoing quality fantasy series out there, and I was eager to see what sort of tale Card would come up with.

Hence, when I discovered that the novella Stonefather was a prequel to the Mithermages series which will soon be published by Del Rey, I jumped on this opportunity to get an early read and a peek at what's to come. Stonefather will be published by Subterranean Press in October, and it will be illustrated by Tom Kidd.

From the very start, this one didn't work for me. The narrative is reminiscent of the countless generic fantasy quest books which gave the genre such a bad name. Moreover, the characterization and the dialogues are juvenile in tone and a pain in the butt to follow. I found myself shaking my head and gritting my teeth on several occasions. In terms of style, think about post-Elenium David Eddings, with puerile dialogues along the lines of those between Richard and Kahlan in Terry Goodkind's Wizard's First Rule.

Card's worldbuilding was the only facet of the novella I enjoyed. In addition, the imagery his prose creates is at times evocative. And yet, no matter how interesting some of the concepts turn out to be, the entire mood is thoroughly killed by the poor characterization, especially Runnel, the main protagonist. The supporting cast is comprised of unmemorable characters such as Lark, Brickel, and Demwor.

Stonefather is an uninspired and lackluster effort by one of the contemporary masters of SFF. Not only does it read like an 80s fantasy book, but a bad 80s fantasy book at that. One can only hope that the forthcoming Mithermage series will show more promise. Otherwise, this has the potential to be even more disappointing that Raymond E. Feist's Conclave of Shadows volumes.

Authors such as Robert Jordan, George R. R. Martin, Steven Erikson, and many others have elevated the fantasy genre to new heights in recent years. In order to compete with his peers, at least if he wishes to write at that level, Orson Scott Card must come up with something much more impressive and exciting than Stonefather.

The final verdict: 5/10

For more info about this title: Canada, USA, Europe, and http://www.subterraneanpress.com/.

"No mas, no mas. . ."

Such were the words of the celebrated boxing legend Roberto Duran when he was forced to quit against Sugar Ray Leonard in 1980.
He was given a boxing lesson that night, and Leonard reclaimed the welterweight title he had lost to Duran 5 months before. Much in the same way, after Susanna Clarke battered me to the point of unconsciousness so many times in the last couple of weeks, after knocking me down countless times, cutting me open, and basically killing me on my feet, my corner decided to throw in the towel.

When I reached the end of chapter 57 last evening, after 830 pages I decided that I had seen enough. I firmly believed that I could be a trooper and tough it up, but in the end I closed down Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell before going to dinner and knew that there was no way I could ever pick it up again. I have never -- ever -- been this underwhelmed by such a renowned work of speculative fiction.

Looking back, I can't quite believe how many chances I gave this novel. A lot more than it deserved, that's for damn sure! I meant to write a post full of sarcastic bits and pieces, but I went to Auschwitz and Birkenau extermination camps today and I don't have it in me to do so. Books that you read while on vacation sometimes become associated with those travels. I feel so sorry that my adventure in beautiful Poland will henceforth forever be tainted by the memory of such a disappointing book like Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell.

I agree wholeheartedly that the novel is well-written. I really enjoyed Clarke's witty writing style, though the prose is at times a bit too flowery. That this work has been thoroughly researched is evident, and the author's grasp of the countless 19th-century details is nothing short of astonishing. And yet, incorporated together to form a novel created what is possibly one of the most boring works I have ever read. We're talking all filler and no killer here, all in the name of mannerism. . .

Pointless chapters succeed one another, adding more padding to a book that's already vast enough. Cut to about 400 pages, I reckon I would have enjoyed it quite a bit. Sadly, having to read through a panoply of chapters that go nowhere and add nothing whatsoever to the storylines just about did it for me. I mean, there is basically no plotlines, and those that comprise the novel are decidedly on the thin side. I mean, give me a reason to read this!

The characterization, much like the plot, leave a lot to be desired. Jonathan Strange is the only well-drawn character in the entire book, and even he is not anything special. The supporting cast is more or less on the lame side, which doesn't help at all.

Having said all that, it's the pace that killed me. I mean, when the story moves at a speed that makes a Polish train feel like you're riding the TGV, is it any wonder I lost interest. Keep in mind that the better part of that book was read aboard trains, while I had absolutely nothing else to do. The Polish countryside isn't exactly the rolling hills of Tuscany, so it's not as though the scenery was enchanting enough to keep me away from reading. And the only people in my compartments turned out to be old Polish folks who didn't speak a lick of French or English. Technically, I should have finished Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norell ages ago. But the damned thing bored me to tears to such an extent that I could never read more than 50-75 pages in one sitting. I've spent the last week or so traveling with an Aussie girl from Melbourne, and she fell asleep on the train to Krakow. Naturally, I decided to read a little and never knew she was observing me until I heard her laugh. She claimed I had such a look of disdain and hopelessness on my face that I should just quit reading the stupid thing.

But I was so close to my objective. I wanted to soldier on, to reach the book's ending so I could review it. Alas, I relish the thought of finishing the novel as much as I want to get an anal search at the Warsaw airport when I fly to Helsinki in a couple of days. Truth to tell, I'd rather read Terry Goodkind's The Sword of Truth. And coming from me, that's saying something!

Hence, Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell will become a wandering book. I will leave it here at the book exchange of Krakow's Greg and Tom Hostel, hoping that it will travel around the world in the hands of readers who will enjoy it more than I did. . .

I know that many people liked the book. But I believe it's fair to say that it did absolutely nothing for me. And I gave it more chances than I have ever given any single book I can remember. Oh well, to each his own. . .

I wanted to tell you guys more about Wroclaw and Krakow, but it's been a long day and I need a drink. Hmmm, I think I need more than a few drinks!;-) Just know that I'm still having a ball, though the girls in Krakow are nowhere near as stunning as the ones in Wroclaw! Needless to say, I'm loving my stay in Poland and I wish I could spend more time in this very nice country. So I'll give you the lowdown some other time.

Meanwhile, there's bound to be a cold Zywiec or Tyskie beer with my name on it nearby. . .:-)

Again, don't spellcheck me! And please, consider visiting Poland!:p For the gorgeous girls, if nothing else!!!

Chillin' in Wroclaw, and the Hotlist's 1,000,000th page view

Hey guys!

Just woke up and it looks as though it's going to be a glorious day in beautiful Wroclaw! Man, it's nice to be on vacation for another month or so!!!;-)

While I knew it was going to happen at some point while I was traipsing around Eastern Europe, last Friday night saw Pat's Fantasy Hotlist get its millionth page view! Fuck me, but that is totally unbelievable! Not bad for a dumbass who writes short, pathetic, laymen reviews, eh!?!:p Once again, many thanks to all of you who keep dropping by, day after day. You certainly keep things interesting! But 1,000,000 page views???? That's decidedly over the top!

The seaside town of Gdansk was surprisingly beautiful and I definitely enjoyed my stay there. It was only meant to be an extra stop on the itinerary, just so I could say that I had seen a little more of Poland, but it was very neat. Unfortunately, it rained on my last day there, which prevented me from visiting Oliwa and its cathedral, as well as the Baltic seaside resort of Sopot. Hot damn, but I would have enjoyed watching Polish women in their bikinis while soaking up the sun on the beach for an afternoon! Alas, it was not to be. . . I did get to Westerplatte, the site where WWII began when a German battleship attacked the Polish garrison stationed on the island. Yes, I took the kitch pirate ship to get there, but please don't tell anyone!

I got a few messages pertaining to Polish girls and how they can't be that great. Well, let me disabuse you of that notion! I've been to both Hungary and the Czech Republic, and there's no way in hell that those women go one-up on the Polish girls! Ellestra, you're right! They should put that on the posters to attract tourists. Then again, you'd probably get more British stag parties, which are starting to become a plague in Eastern Europe. Brits don't seem to have a clue when it comes to the women here. Acting stupid and boozing till you puke all over the place rarely sends the chick running after you while tearing their clothes off, you know. . .

No, I like the way Polish girls are stylish, whether they're wearing jeans and a tank-top or designer clothes. They're not trashy like some other Eastern European women (no, I won't mention any city, though everyone knows what I'm talking about). And unlike North America, which has become a "skinny" culture, Polish girls seem to understand that you can have meat around the bone and still be beautiful.:-) What can I say!?! I'm a meat lover! Girls in the USA and Canada sometimes have chickenbone legs and waists so thin you fear you'll break them in two if you hug them too hard. . . Polish girls, on the other hand, look like they can be hugged again and again! Hopefully I'll get to hug one or two before I leave Warsaw next week!:p And I'm an avowed leg-man, and boy do many of them have nice legs! The fad appears to be the tanning salons here. . .

Poland's biggest problem is that the trains are atrociously slow. We're talking quasi-Third World speed here, with an average of less than 50km/hour. For fuck's sake, it took me more than 7.5 hours to get from Gdansk to Wroclaw, when such a journey should take 4 hours at the most. Another problem is that no one speaks English, meaning that it makes everything more difficult for tourists. I don't mind countries that make foreigners work a bit to appreciate their charms, and Poland surely falls into that category. But the tourist infrastructure leaves a lot to be desired, especially if there is not a soul in a train station that can help you by telling you from which platform your stupid train leaves. I had a connection in Poznan yesterday, and I nearly missed my train because no one could/would help me out. Every traveler you meet will say that the Polish don't offer the warmest of welcome to tourists, but that's the way love goes, I guess. It's probably why the hostels's staff are so nice and helpful. I mean, this is my third Polish hostels and the folks here are fantastic. They all deserve a raise, and that's a fact!

I saw the Dutch lose to Russia last night, along with a few hundred soccer fans on a giant screen near Wroclaw's immense market square (the second biggest in Europe). There were a lot of Dutch partisans, but it was not to be. Perhaps I should refrain from watching games involving the Netherlands, as they always lose when I do so. I'll always remember that game during the Euro 2004, when the Dutch faced the Czech Republic. I was in Amsterdam and the Netherlands led 3-0 at the half. If you know the Dutch, you know how those guys can party. Well, they loss 4-3, and you've never seen a city go dead like that!

As for Clarke's Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, I enjoyed the second part more than the first, which is to say that I didn't dislike it as much as the other. This book is extremely overwritten and overlong, even though I enjoy her witty writing style. Interesting that some people are happy to overlook flagrant flaws (snail pace and absence of plot) that would be inexcusable otherwise, just for the sake of mannerism. . . I'll plod on, just because I want to finish the novel. But I have to agree with Rob and say that this is probably the most overrated book I have ever read.

Okay folks, Wroclaw awaits and the sun's out. This looks like a wonderful city, and I certainly intend to make the most of it. To all of you looking for a new place to visit, Poland is surely a country worth discovering. It has a lot to offer, even if you have to work a little harder to reach it. . .:-)

Again, don't spell-check me, as I have no time to proofread myself.:-)

Have a good one!