Chippendales for you ladies!
Thanks to Erica for sending this along. I suspect that she is one of those clowns having fun with the Yeard on Westeros. . .
I laughed so hard I had coffee coming out of my nose! That hurts!
So without further ado, on with the show with TG, the noble goats, and the chicken-that's-not-a-chicken.
Enjoy!

Hence, I was keen to see it again, if only to put it in perspective with the other works by Hayao Miyazaki I've seen so far. And since the tale has been taken from a children's book, I wanted to watch it with my goddaughter. Which we did not too long ago.
Here's the blurb:
Hayao Miyazaki, the Japanese animation director who wowed audiences worldwide with his award-winning film Spirited Away, brings another visually spectacular tale of imagination to the screen. Sophie is an 18-year-old girl who toils in the hat shop opened years ago by her late father. Often harassed by local boys, one day Sophie is unexpectedly befriended by Howl, a strange but flamboyant wizard whose large home can travel under its own power. However, the Witch of the Waste is displeased with Sophie and Howl's budding friendship, and turns the pretty young woman into an ugly and aged hag. Sophie takes shelter in Howl's castle, and attempts to find a way to reverse the witch's spell with the help of Calcifer, a subdued but powerful demon who exists in the form of fire, and Markl, who protects the four-way door which can instantly take visitors to other lands and dimensions.
Howl's Moving Castle generated more than 231 million dollars worldwide, and the film was nominated for an Academy Award in 2005. But for some reason, this one wasn't enthralling the way Princess Mononoke or Spirited Away were. And though its story was aimed at a younger audience, it failed to capture the imagination the way My Neighbor Totoro did.
Visually, Howl's Moving Castle is grandiose. I thought that Spirited Away could not be beaten in that regard, but Miyazaki's adaptation of Diana Wynne Jones' novel takes the cake. It's a veritable feast for the eyes. And considering Miyazaki's body of work, that's really saying something! The soundtrack was again produced by Joe Hisaishi, and the music is perfect on every level.
Sophie, Calcifer, Howl, Markl, and Turnip Head are endearing characters. It's a pleasure to follow Sophie's attempts to regain her youthful appearance. Once more, Disney did a great job with the English dub.
The main problem with Howl's Moving Castle is that it's overlong. The pace become extremely sluggish in several portions of the movie, and the running time of 120 minutes is simply too much. It doesn't kill the film, mind you, but you are forced to go through a few boring parts along the way. Too bad, as adequate editing would have taken care of that problem and would likely have made Howl's Moving Castle Hayao Miyazaki's signature work.
The good thing is that you can basically find Howl's Moving Castle everywhere. Yet if you are new to Hayao Miyazaki's body of work, I would suggest watching Spirited Away first. . .
Here's the trailer:
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You wanted the best and you got the best! The hottest band in the world: KISS!!!=)
Ah, simply one of the best rock 'n roll songs ever!
I recently posted the cover art for the UK paperback edition of Newton's Nights of Villjamur (Canada, USA, Europe). Considering the lack of reaction, I reckon that most of you didn't have a problem with this new cover.
On the other hand, elsewhere the comments have been flying, especially on A Dribble of Ink. Not surprisingly, as Aidan has spent the last year or so either bitching about or singing the praise of this or that SFF cover. What's interesting is the editior such as Simon "Doctor Evil" Spanton, Julie Crisp, and Lou Anders all gave their two cents.
Taking all that into account, Newton offers his own two cents in this blog post. Here's an excerpt:
I thought I’d clear a few things up about cover art, which have been touched in those comments, but I felt needed airing full, and putting in context.
* There is an audience of readers who don’t spend much time online, on review sites or blogs or forums.
* In the bookstore-world reality, that audience spectacularly outweighs the number of online fans.
* Online fans are, therefore, a vocal minority. A core market of fans that are very passionate (and one that I personally belong to).
* As Simon Spanton says (in the comments): “… much as it may be uncomfortable to hear, our job as publishers is to make that core market an increasingly small part of the author’s readership – for an author to sell big numbers we have to get their book in the hands of those people who maybe buy just one or two genre books a year, not just the dedicated fans who buy maybe 20 books a year. And that, essentially, is where the cloaked figures come in.”
* As Julie Crisp says: “The top three reasons for buying an SFF book are: read the previous in the series, read other by author and saw in shop. Most readers will experiment with a new author because it reminds them of someone they’ve read previously and enjoyed. I’m guilty of it myself. They want that simple association – something that’s immediately comparative. And we would be remiss if we ignored that… As an aside, it’s not just SFF – you look at most genres and there’s a certain style of covers associated with a certain genre of book.”
* So. I am a new author. The majority of people, particularly the offline world, will not have heard of Nights of Villjamur. They might not read the lovely reviews. All they have to go on is this:
What the book looks like.
Do check it out! Anyone who has ever bitched about why SFF covers look like they do might learn a thing or two. . .
The first to step up to the plate was Subterranean Press, and here's what Santa has in store for the big winner! The prize pack includes:
- Collected Stories by Lewis Shiner -- limited edition
- Thousandth Night and Minla's Flowers by Alastair Reynolds -- signed hardcover
- The Terror by Dan Simmons -- limited edition
- Nick and the Glimmung by Philip K. Dick -- trade hardcover edition
- Crimson Shadows by Robert E. Howard -- signed (by the artists) limited edition
- Crystal Nights and Other Stories by Greg Egan -- trade hardcover edition
- The Last Colony by John Scalzi -- signed limited edition
- A Pleasure to Burn by Ray Bradbury (ARC)
- Songs of a Dead Dreamer by Thomas Ligotti (ARC)
- Mirror Kingdoms by Peter S. Beagle (ARC)
Now that's more than 500$ worth of collector's edition books! How cool a prize is that!?!=)
The rules are the same as usual. You need to send an email at reviews@(no-spam)gryphonwood.net with the header "SUBTERRANEAN PRESS." Remember to remove the "no spam" thingy.
Second, your email must contain your full mailing address (that's snail mail!), otherwise your message will be deleted.
Lastly, multiple entries will disqualify whoever sends them. And please include your screen name and the message boards that you frequent using it, if you do hang out on a particular MB.
Good luck to all the participants!
Genre fiction and Tie-in Fiction – a conversation between Mark Charan Newton and Dan Abnett
Posted by Patrick
SFF authors Mark Charan Newton and Dan Abnett had a conversation about tie-in fiction, work for hire, and original fiction, the stigmas associated, and why such snobbery only seems to exist in genre fiction. Newton hopes that they can change people’s opinions about what seems to be the black sheep of the literature family.
Here's the blurb:
John Twelve Hawks's previous novels about the mystical Travelers and the Brethren, their ruthless enemies, generated an extraordinary following around the world. The Washington Post wrote that The Traveler 'portrays a Big Brother with powers far beyond anything Orwell could imagine . . .' and Publishers Weekly hailed the series as 'a saga that's part A Wrinkle in Time, part The Matrix and part Kurosawa epic.' Internet chat rooms and blogs have overflowed with speculation about the final destiny of the richly imagined characters fighting an epic battle beneath the surface of our modern world.
In The Golden City, Twelve Hawks delivers the climax to his spellbinding epic. Struggling to protect the legacy of his Traveler father, Gabriel faces troubling new questions and relentless threats. His brother Michael, now firmly allied with the enemy, pursues his ambition to wrest power from Nathan Boone, the calculating leader of the Brethren. And Maya, the Harlequin warrior pledged to protect Gabriel at all costs, is forced to make a choice that will change her life forever.
A riveting blend of high-tech thriller and fast-paced adventure, The Golden City will delight Twelve Hawks's many fans and attract a new audience to the entire trilogy.
Although another page-turner, The Golden City fails to live up to the potential created by its predecessors. I don't know if John Twelve Hawks did it on purpose and left many doors open for various sequels, but this conclusion doesn't bring the trilogy to an end with an exclamation point. Quite the contrary, the lackluster ending was a bit of a letdown.
In terms of worldbuilding, the author's depiction of the other realms was a bit on the lame side, which took a lot away from the entire reading experience. Especially the half gods' storyline, which turned out to be a major failure to launch.
I particularly enjoyed the character growth of both Maya and Hollis. And revelations about Nathan Boone were a nice touch which allow the reader to understand why he act the way he does. Yet both brothers, Michael and Gabriel, the two Travelers at the heart of the struggle between the Travelers and the Brethren, have basically lost all of their appeal. John Twelve Hawks doesn't appear to have much sense of direction in this one, and at times you wonder where the story is going.
The pace is crisp and the relatively short chapters keep you turning those pages. Though the fascination I felt reading the first two volumes of The Fourth Realm trilogy is absent, the story is nevertheless interesting enough to keep you going and make short work of this novel. Yes, the door is definitely open for more to come, but The Golden City ends in a way that will satisfy few readers. The lack of resolution truly makes for a drab ending.
Sadly, this final volume falls short of the kind of conclusion which was heralded by the quality and the intrigue of both The Traveler and The Dark River. Too bad, as the stage was set for a compelling finale. . .
The final verdict: 7.25/10
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Shame on me for writing such beloved, best-selling books!
- ROBERT STANEK, in a recent blog post.
WTF?????????
In case you're wondering, Robert Stanek is the writer who photoshopped himself in a picture with Brian Jacques. What went wrong? Well, the guy forgot to put his legs in the pic. . .
Stanek defends himself in this blog post. There are two new pictures of him and Brian Jacques, and this time he did remember to photoshop his legs, a coffee, and some random trash in the table in front of him. Funny how Jacques is totally ignoring him. . . Do read his last two posts, as they make for entertaining reading!
And if Stanek is such a bestselling author, how come his Facebook Group only has one member other than himself???
This guy is either fantasy's best-kept secret, or a total dumbass. You decide which. . .
Thanks to the kind folks at Transworld, these five winners will get their hands on the 10th anniversary edition of Steven Erikson's Gardens of the Moon. For more info about this title: Canada, USA, Europe.
And you could win the opportunity to read Guy Gavriel Kay's Under Heaven (Canada, USA, Europe) before everyone else!
UK cover art for the mass market paperback edition of Mark Charan Newton's NIGHTS OF VILLJAMUR
Posted by Patrick

In hardcover:
Brandon Sanderson and Robert Jordan's The Gathering Storm debuts at number 1. For more info about this title: Canada, USA, Europe.
Charlaine Harris' A Touch of Dead is down three positions, ending its fourth week on the charts at number 15. For more info about this title: Canada, USA, Europe.
Charlaine Harris' Dead and Gone maintains its position, ending its 26th week on the bestseller list at number 22.
R. A. Salvatore's The Ghost King is down eight spots, finishing its fourth week on the prestigious list at number 27. For more info about this title: Canada, USA, Europe.
Joe Schreiber's Star Wars: Death Troopers is down eight positions, ending its second week on the bestseller list at number 28. For more info about this title: Canada, USA, Europe.
Dacre Stoker and Ian Holt's Dracula the Un-Dead is down ten spots, finishing its third week on the NYT list at number 33.
In paperback:
Keri Arthur's Bound to Shadows debuts at number 6.
Karen Traviss' Star Wars 501st: An Imperial Commando Novel debuts at number 8. For more info about this title: Canada, USA, Europe.
Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith's Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is down one position, ending its 31st week on the bestseller list at number 18 (trade paperback).
Stephen King's Just After Sunset is down eleven spots, finishing its sixth week on the NYT list at number 20.
Only a single one of Charlaine Harris' eight Sookie Stackhouse novels is on the paperback bestseller list, ranking at number 24.
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