Wanted: Topless Dungeon Master

Just saw this on io9.com:

Woman DM needed for D & D based Adult Bachelor Party (Pringe George's County, MD)


Looking for a woman with Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (specifically 3.0 or 3.5 editions) to run a game. The event is for a Bachelor Party and the "future husband to be" would prefer if the DM could be topless. With that said, I ensure you that nothing else is expect of you other than an exciting adventure.


Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (preferably in 3rd or 3.5 Editions) Must be able to provide a picture including the face and body (No nudes please.) It is preferable that cup size be at least C or greater.

If books are needed it must be stated ahead of time however it would be preferable if the DM had her own.


There will be 5 "guys" that will be participation including myself. We are at all above the age of 24. Each of us are gentlemen and will treat the Dungeon Master with the utmost of respect.


I honestly don't know how to charge for this kind of service because it's not something typically done so the compensation will be negotiated. It's expected that the session last no less than 30 minutes.


A day prior to October 11th (The Day of the Wedding) would be ideal.


The location will be negotiated but priority will be give to the preference of the Dungeon Master.

Any other questions will be answered as needed. Only serious applicants need apply.

I'm speechless. . . :/

8 commentaires:

Droidprogrammer said...

greatest idea ever! I wounder if they found one?

Megazver said...

Honestly, for a bachelor party? I don't see anything wrong with this.

Megazver said...


Honestly? If it's for a bachelor party, I don't see anything wrong with this. It's a bit bro, yes, but eh.

Jens said...

And what's the problem, really?

This request is very honest and clear about the conditions. No foul play, if you ask me.

Whoever thinks that such a thing is immoral or whatever doesn't have to apply, right?

Again, what's the problem?

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Anonymous said...

If my husband-to-be had placed this ad, I would know I was marrying the right guy.

amysrevenge said...

No problem from me. I'd rather die than participate, but if everyone there is willing/eager, then make it so!

Anonymous said...

Hey in all honesty i be up for doing this as why not. Just boobs and hell not like the world hasn't seen them before. Even my husband had thought wasn't a bad idea. Hey i might even do it charge 100.00 an hr for 4-5 people for table top gaming. However I am a long time female gamer and think its a cool idea to run a bachelor party d&d game or vtm.