Come on, man. . . :/


I'm not even going to ask how Emilie found this and then decided to post it on Facebook. . .

No way. . . I can't quite believe this. . . Booty Call of Cthulhu. . . Are you fucking kidding me???

And here's the blurb, ladies and gentlemen:

Joanne Lagrasse is a newly graduated college student living the life. Well, if the life is sitting in your apartment all day trying to research monsters for a novel. The strange book her favorite professor gave her is full of ramblings by what must be a mad man, which makes for uneasy reading and a loner lifestyle.

She pushes herself to go out to the beach, though she takes the tome with her. When she decides to ignore her professor's warning and reads a chant out loud, she finds herself faced with a giant monster and its lewd tentacles, each one eager to fill her holes.

This 3000 word short erotica story includes anal sex, tentacle sex, Cthulhu, and dirty language.

Almost makes you want to fork out the 2.99$ they ask for the digital edition, doesn't it!?! :P

Poor H. P. Lovecraft must be rolling in his grave. . . :/

3 commentaires:

Bob Milne said...

The tentacle erotica I can kind of understand - it is somewhat phallic. It's the dinosaur erotica that scares me.

Anonymous said...

... the eldritch horror that is rule 34 claims its latest victims.

Russ said...

C'mon, Pat...Take one for the team and review this sucker....