Another crapfest. . .:-(


Went to see G. I. Joe with two friends from work last night. . .

My expectations couldn't have been lower, and still the movie managed to suck. The funny thing is that early on it wasn't that bad. Don't get me wrong, though. That shit didn't fly too high, but it wasn't as awful as I had envisioned.

But things quickly took a turn for the worse, and in the end the flick was utter fucking shit.

Thank you, Hollywood, for raping yet another one of my childhood memories. . .:-(

Fantasy in The New Yorker!?!

Hard to believe, I know, but there is a fantasy piece in The New Yorker. In The Book Bench, the magazine's online blog from The New Yorker Books Department, the article is titled "Seven Essential Fantasy Reads: Going to Second Base."

Here's an extract:

I’ve read a few best-selling fantasy series—Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, His Dark Materials, Twilight, Narnia, A Wrinkle in Time, The Dark Is Rising—but I would never describe myself as an aficionado. First because all these books are on about a fourth-grade reading level, and second because I read them for their best-sellerness, not their fantasy-ness (to stay in the loop, I tell myself). I doubted whether the genre had more to offer adults—literary adults, adults who enjoy reading bonafide novels. If you happen to be a fantasy aficionado, you are no doubt shaking your head at the ignorance of that statement, as my friend Hugh Lippincott did recently. Hugh is a graduate student in physics at Yale, (hopefully) in the final year of a Ph.D. He spends his days searching for dark matter—I’m not sure what happens when he finds some—and his nights, apparently, reading fantasy books. He is also the author of the blog Physics for Mom, a guide to what he does written for the scientifically impaired.

I asked Hugh what he would recommend for someone like me—a beginning fantasy reader ready to graduate to more serious (but not too serious) fare. Here are his picks, complete with explanations of their greatness. He sent them to me with the reassurance that “there is no shame in being a real fantasy reader.” Thanks, Hugh.

It's a relatively good list for someone wishing to get a little more into the genre, though I don't agree with all the selections. . .

It will annoy Mystar and long-time fans of the Yeard, but as a Lemming of Discord I feel the need to give props to Hugh for his summary of the Sword of Truth:

Sadly, Goodkind did so well on this completely self-contained fantasy that he wrote ten sequels, each one worse than the one before and more prone to excruciatingly long Ayn Randian monologues from the main characters (needless to say, I read them all). Read this book, and then pretend the others don’t exist.

Kudos to Hugh for recommending Guy Gavriel Kay and Steven Erikson, both of whom have yet to make it big in the USA.:-) Maybe seeing their names in The New Yorker will help them get better sales!

Check it out and see if you agree with Hugh's suggestions, and feel free to submit your own list in the comment section.

If you want a taste of Jeff Somers. . .

Jeff Somers, author of The Electric Church ( Canada, USA, Europe), The Digital Plague (Canada, USA, Europe), and The Eternal Prison (Canada, USA, Europe), has just posted two free-to-read short stories on http://www.eternalprison.com/.

So if you want to get a taste of Avery Cates and his dystopian universe, head on out to Somers' website to sample "This Was Education" and "Oldest Bastard on the Block." By perusing these two short stories and the recent excerpt I posted, you should be able to tell if Jeff Somers' fiction is your cup of tea.

I know it's mine!;-)

The results are in. . .

Hey folks,

The results from our latest survey are as follows:

- Dreamsongs, Volume 2 by George R. R. Martin (Canada, USA, Europe): 21%
- The Twilight Watch by Sergei Lukyanenko (Canada, USA, Europe): 10%
- Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami (Canada, USA, Europe): 18%
- Smoke and Mirrors by Neil Gaiman (Canada, USA, Europe): 14%
- A Cruel Wind by Glen Cook (Canada, USA, Europe): 35%

So it looks as though I'll be getting a taste of the Dread Empire in a not so distant future.:-)

I've just finished Ken Scholes' Lamentation (Canada, USA, Europe), and I'm now reading a recent poll winner, Iain M. Banks' Consider Phlebas (Canada, USA, Europe).

Stay tuned for more. . .

My Worldcon: Anticipation report, part 2


This is a shot of the entrance of the Palais des Congrès, site of the 2009 Worldcon.

I had never been to a Worldcon before, so I had no point of reference. Heck, I hadn't been to a convention since I attended one of those comic cons back in the days. Everyone I met claimed that Worldcon: Anticipation was a fun convention. However, authors, editors, and fans alike complained that it was not the best run con ever, not by a long shot. I can't really comment on that, but it appears that the con liaison apparently forgot to let the Delta Centre-Ville, the party hotel, know what being the party hotel entailed. Which created problems with the elevators (almost all were reserved to "real" guests and not con members), and security kicked some people out of rooms and suites for being noisy. There seems to have been quite a few fuck-ups with the schedule. But all in all, it appears that fun was had by all.:-)

The weather was great for the first time this summer, which helped a lot. I was told that my restaurant guide was fantastic on several occasions, and I'm glad to have been of help.

Missed the Tor Books party on Thursday night because I had a mini high school reunion. Too bad, as I would have liked to chat with Brandon Sanderson and many other Tor people. I was able to sneak in the dealers' room on Friday before lunch, where I discovered that my A Game of Thrones ARC was worth 400$!!! Let it be known that I would let it go for less!

Had lunch with David J. Williams, author of The Mirrored Heavens and The Burning Skies, as well as fantasy author Alma Alexander. As a matter of course, they asked questions about the Hotlist, but the better part of the meal was spent discussing what sort of marketing midlist authors and first-time writers get from their publishers. After talking shop with a number 1 bestselling author like George R. R. Martin the day before, it was cool to elaborate on what most SFF writers have to deal with. Was supposed to meet with Betsy Wollheim and Sheila Gilbert for coffee, but the Daw Books presentation lasted a bit longer than planned, and they had to cancel to get to the Aurora Awards on time. But they invited me to the annual Daw Books dinner on Saturday night, so it was all good!

Stumbled upon some of the Brotherhood Without Banners on my way to the subway, and we hung out for a while. We hit quite a few parties that night, the culmination of which was the Angry Robot party. They actually had a robot in there, and it was hilarious. There is even photographic evidence of me with said angry robot somewhere on the internet. . .

On Saturday I met with L. E. Modesitt, jr. for a late lunch. I've been a big fan of Modesitt for nearly twenty years now, so it was pretty cool to get to meet the man. On our way to L'Académie, Lee was explaining how difficult it was to market him since his readership is all over the place. Back on the marketing campaigns topic, Lee revealed quite a few things I wasn't aware of. That discussion was sort of an eye-opener in many ways, and I learned that though publishers may not market certain authors "directly," they often do so "indirectly." Which is why fans often feel that publishers are doing squat for certain writers. Our discussion ranged from cons to politics to his wife, and much more. Running Pat's Fantasy Hotlist enables me to meet authors and editors as something other than a fan (though I remain a fan of the genre and always will be), and it's wonderful to have the opportunity to have such discussions with them. So again, it was a very interesting couple of hours spent in the company of a talented author.

Following that late lunch, I had to haul my ass back to the suburbs because my best friend was throwing a pool party. Stayed there for a while, had a drink or three, and then changed into something nice because I needed to drive back to Old Montreal to attend the annual Daw Books dinner at Chez L'Épicier. In addition to Betsy and Sheila, I was introduced to a number of Daw authors. However, I'm so bad with names that sadly I can't enumerate everyone who was there. What I can say is that the food was fantastic, and so was the company.



Okay, let's get this straight. Big bearded guy: Patrick Rothfuss, the bestselling fantasy writer. The guy with the shaved head: Patrick St-Denis, idiotic dumbass blogger responsible for wasting technology and about five year's worth of drivel on Pat's Fantasy Hotlist. Now, how can anyone actually think that we are the same person!?! But it doesn't matter, as I now have Pat's blessing to sign books in his stead. He feels that I could probably make decent money out of the gig, so what the heck!?!

Rothfuss (if I use Pat, you guys will get confused again!) is a terrific guy, and it was great to finally meet him in person. Of course, along with Betsy we discussed The Wise Man's Fear. They are aware that Pat is playing his career with this one, so it won't hit the shelves until it's as close to perfection as humanly possible. It's no spoiler, but I can tell you guys that Rothfuss feels that the sex in this second volume might upset some of his fans. . . This in turn led to one big discussion about sex and, somehow, Pat's impending fatherhood. It was a wonderful evening, and I wish I'd had the chance to speak with everyone there. All to soon I was forced to bid farewell to my hosts and make my way to the infamous BwB party at the Delta Centre-Ville.

GRRM says that the Brotherhood without Banners throw some of the best Worldcon parties. Nope, he's wrong. They throw the BEST Worldcon parties! I was met by the lovely Chataya at the door. If you have no idea who that is, think about the beautiful girl wearing the one-piece latex Catwoman suit. I think every able-bodied man in the hotel came over! No wonder they ran out of booze! By the way, their special drink for this year, the Blood of the Kraken, was the absolute shit! I had about four of them, and man it was good! I met GRRM in the hallway, and he introduced me to quite a few writers and editors along the way. George and Parris were at the party for a few hours, as is usually their wont. Parris wore a button with the inscription "GRRM is not your bitch. He's mine!" GRRM sent a number of newbies on a quest to be knighted. The questers needed to find poutine at about 1:00am in order to be knighted. Those who made it back with the holy grail of Québec's culinary delight were dubbed Sir this or that, Chevalier de Poutine!

To be honest, I couldn't believe how easy-going and accessible George was. We're talking about a #1 NYT bestselling author who sold millions of books worldwide, yet there he is, shaking hands and talking to everyone. Of course, he knows basically every member of the BwB by name, but that night he was there for everyone. People couldn't believe how nice he was. So if I hear anyone claim that GRRM has no respect for his fans, whoever says that it definitely full of shit. Blame him for being a slow writer. Blame him because I enjoys working on a multitude of projects that have nothing to do with ASOIAF. Blame him for all the Ice and Fire merchandise. For Christ's sake, I left around 2:45am because I was working early on Sunday morning, and George was still there, talking with fans. How many bestselling authors do stuff like that? Say what you will about the man, but no one can claim that he has no respect for his fans.

With about three hours of sleep in me, Sunday was a bitch to get through. And with this unit about to shut down, I sat that one out. No parties for Pat on Sunday night. . .



On Monday, the last day of Worldcon: Anticipation, I joined the BwB to attend GRRM's reading at the Palais des Congrès. George says that he chose the new Bran chapter because of the snow, what with this being Canada. He couldn't quite believe that it was 37°C with the humidez factor. The reading went well, and fans seemed to appreciate this new Bran chapter. Following the reading, there was a Q&A session during which the emphasis was on the HBO TV series. But when asked what his idea of a good time at Worldcon was, GRRM replies, "Getting drunk and chasing women!" A few of us met at the bar of Hotel Intercontinental afterwards, where Patrick Rothfuss joined us for a while.

In the end, looking back I have to say that it was an interesting couple of days. Not only because I got to meet many authors and editors, but also because I was finally able to meet several people I've been interacting with on message boards for the last couple of years.

Will there be any other Worldcons in my future, though? Only time will tell. . .

But I had fun!;-)

Jack Vance contest winner!

This lucky bastard will get his hands on Songs of the Dying Earth, This is me, Jack Vance!, and Wild Thyme, Green Magic, courtesy of the cool folks at Subterranean Press. For more info about this titles, visit http://www.subterraneanpress.com/.

The winner is: Casey Buell, from Long Beach, California, USA (Myshkin on asoiaf.westeros.org)

Thanks to all the participants!:-)

This week's New York Times Bestsellers (August 11th)

In hardcover:

Charlaine Harris' Dead and Gone maintains its position at number 11 for its 13th week on the charts.

Stephenie Meyer's The Host is up four spots, finishing the week at number 12.
Carlos Ruiz Zafón's The Angel's Game is down four positions, ending its seventhth week on the bestseller list at number 18. For more info about this title: Canada, USA, Europe.

In paperback:

Dean Koontz's Frankenstein: Dead and Alive debuts at number 1. For more info about this title: Canada, USA, Europe.

Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith's Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is down one position, ending its 18th week on the prestigious list at number 8.

Carlos Ruiz Zafón's The Shadow of the Wind is down two spots, finishing the week at number 17. For more info about this title: Canada, USA, Europe.

Marjorie M. Liu's The Fire King debuts at number 23.

Charlaine Harris' eight Sookie Stackhouse novels are on the paperback bestseller list, ranking from number 11 to number 22.

New cover art from Daw Books



The first one is for Tad Williams' Shadowrise, and the other for S. L. Farrell's A Magic of Dawn.

Excerpt and giveaways for Jeff Somers' THE ETERNAL PRISON


Having enjoyed Jeff Somers' The Electric Church ( Canada, USA, Europe) and The Digital Plague (Canada, USA, Europe), I'm eager to see what the author came up with for The Eternal Prison (Canada, USA, Europe).

Here's the blurb:

Avery Cates is a wanted man. After surviving the worst bioengineered disaster in history, Cates finds himself incarcerated - in Chengara Penitentiary. As Chengara has a survival rate of exactly zero, the system's most famous gunner must do some serious plotting. And a betrayal or so later, he achieves his goal. At a price.

All he has to do now is defeat some new personal demons, forge some unlikely alliances, and figure out why the people he's killed lately just won't stay dead.

And thanks to the folks at Orbit, I have three copies of The Eternal Prison up for grabs!:-) In addition, if you'd like to try your luck at winning autographed copies of the first two Avery Cates books, head on out to Jeff Somers' website.

The rules are the same as usual. You need to send an email at reviews@(no-spam)gryphonwood.net with the header "ETERNAL." Remember to remove the "no spam" thingy.

Second, your email must contain your full mailing address (that's snail mail!), otherwise your message will be deleted.

Lastly, multiple entries will disqualify whoever sends them. And please include your screen name and the message boards that you frequent using it, if you do hang out on a particular MB.

Good luck to all the participants!

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And now the extract:

Las Vegas was a scrub of a town, an electric grid in the middle of the fucking desert, guarded by the burned-out husks of ancient hotels. You could walk through the inhabited town in ten minutes and be in the extended graveyard that was the old city, and I was getting the fifty-yen tour following the Russian around. You could get anything you wanted in Vegas—easier if it was illegal. There were no cops in Vegas; I wasn’t sure if there had ever been, but now that the cops and the Spooks were at war, there wasn’t a cop within five hundred miles of the place.

Romanov’s was a dump from the outside—pink-gray stucco, bars on the windows, and weak, jittery neon—set between happy-ending bars and burlap-window opium dens. Inside, it was plush, red velvety material everywhere, brass on the bar. Although the waiters were all Droids on wheels, skimming across the floor with terrible efficiency, the bartender was a human in a black suit, bright eyed and pasty faced, speaking English like he’d memorized it off cards. He didn’t like the look of me but took his cigarette from his mouth long enough to saunter over and toss a napkin onto the bar. There was music in the air, a tinkling piano, and I could see my Russian in the mirror across from me, which was good enough.

The bartender stopped in front of me, his dark hair hanging in his face. He picked tobacco off his lip and spat it onto the floor. “You have yen?” he asked.

I smiled, tossing my credit dongle onto the bar. “Sick with it.” One thing I still had was yen. Problem was, you needed a fucking wheelbarrow of it to buy anything.

He looked down at the dongle for a second but didn’t bother to pick it up and scan it. He sighed, almost in disappointment. “What will you have?”

I liked his accent. It was hard to understand, but it sounded nice. He was Russian, of course, of some sort—maybe he was Bulgarian or maybe he was a fucking Cossack, but it didn’t matter: he was Russian for all practical purposes. Everyone in Vegas was a fucking Russian—they owned the city, if you wanted to call it a city. Mainly because no one else wanted the piece of shit out in the middle of nowhere. The Russians were keeping Vegas going through sheer determination, though things had gotten easier recently since the army had moved into the Southwest. I hadn’t seen a System Cop in months.

“Doesn’t matter, I can’t taste anything anymore anyway. Gin,” I said. “Warm.”

He snorted, producing a glass and dropping it in front of me. “Gin. Fucking prole, yes?”

I winked, pulling a cigarette from my pocket. “Fucking right.”

My Russian was an old guy, short but broad in the shoulders, with the tight look of a man who’d been lean and tough his whole life. He was old, silvery hair thick and short on his head. In the mirror he was sitting at a table crowded by two tall, plump baldies who sweated freely in their standard-issue leather coats. My Russian was clasping the hands of a tall, thin man with waxy skin and a shiny suit: the owner. They were beaming at each other so forcefully, pumping hands, I wondered which one hated the other more. The dining room was pretty full, lots of swells out for a nice meal, mostly fat men in suits so fucking pretty they were almost gowns. There was a nice buzz of noise in the air.

The bartender poured my drink, and I lit my cigarette, sending a cloud of bluish smoke into the air. I picked up my glass and swallowed the drink in one gulp, ticking my head down toward the glass before he could put the bottle away.

“Another,” I said.

“You really can’t taste anything, eh?” he said, squinting at me and pouring another.

“Or feel anything.”

“Bullshit.”

In the mirror, I watched the tall, waxy guy walk away from My Russian and plucked my cigarette from my mouth. I pushed the red coal against the top of my right hand and held it there, white smoke curling up. I counted five, watching My Russian in the mirror sweep the room with his tiny, thin eyes, and then put the butt back in my mouth, waving my hand at the bartender to show off the blackened welt. “Not a fucking thing.”

“That’s impressive.” The bartender nodded, leaving the bottle on the bar as a sign of good humor. “Nerve Augment?”

I shook my head, picking up my glass and staring into the cloudy liquid. “Something that happened to me in prison,” I said slowly, one of my moments coming on me, a strange, slow feeling in my thoughts. I shook my head a little and let it slide past me—it only got worse if I tried to force a memory. “I don’t like to talk about it.” I toasted him and drank my shot off as he spun and walked away. As I was setting the glass down, I felt the air around me getting crowded. In the mirror, My Russian and his two sweaty bodyguards had suddenly gotten much nearer.

“My friend,” My Russian said, “I have been seeing visions of you all day.” He spoke with the weird precision foreigners brought to English, every word bitten off, newly minted, invented a few seconds ago. “Why is that?”

I returned my cigarette to my mouth. Without looking around at them, I shrugged. “I’ve been hired to kill you.”

In the mirror, My Russian shot his cuffs, and I caught a glimpse of a dark, blurry skull tattoo on his wrist. Fucking Ivans and their bullshit: the Russians had been just about the only organization to survive Unification, and it had made them fucking batty with the symbols and rituals. It wasn’t pretty, of course—they made most of their yen through drugs, heavy shit sold to the bottom rung of the System, mostly designer, unstable, and as likely to pop a vessel as get you high. The cops had no patience for narcotics—Dick Marin, the Director of Internal Affairs and pretty much king of the cops, set the tone there—and they beat up on the Russians every chance they got, and the Russians were quick to put a bullet in the head of anyone who looked like a weak link to them.

They’d never made much of a dent in New York, back when there’d been a New York. The locals had closed ranks against them, and the System Pigs owned New York the way the Russians owned Vegas. There’d been a couple of attempts over the years, but it had ended in tears. But the Russians had survived.

Everyone in that organization had done terrible things. Terrible Things was their fucking initiation rite.

My Russian cocked his head at me for a moment and then burst into laughter. His two bald friends joined in after a second of hesitation. Their boss looked around as if he’d made a terribly funny joke, soaking up the room.

“Come have a drink with me, my ghost,” he chuckled, turning away. “Talk to me.”

One of the bald giants leaned down, but I forestalled that bullshit by standing up, blowing smoke around. “Touch me, Boris, and I will break a finger.”

He grunted, straightening up. “Name not Boris.”

I nodded. “Finger will still be broken,” I advised, pushing through them. I jerked my head at the bartender, who was back to leaning against the wall, watching me walk by with slitted eyes and smoke curling up from his own cigarette. He flicked his hand from his waistband, and my credit dongle leaped at me. I snatched it from the air.

“Spaaseeba,” I said, just a collection of sounds I’d learned. I tucked my dongle away into a pocket.

“Nice knowing you,” he said to my back.

I grinned.

The place was air-conditioned aggressively, but I imagined I could still sense the heat out in the desert. It had been 113 at noon, though it was expected to cool down to a manageable 104 by midnight. I hated Las Vegas. It was like living in someone’s armpit.

They led me toward the back, passing the packed tables, and kept walking past all of the heavy-looking red padded doors marked private and took me through the swinging doors into the kitchen. The black, humming cooking unit took up an immense amount of space, swollen within the tiled room, just a cube of rough black metal with neat, tidy conveyor belts inching out of it. It was idle at the moment, there being more activity at the bar than the menus, but I didn’t like the way it hummed, an almost silent vibration that reached inside me. I pushed my hands into the loose pockets of my ill-fitting suit, too heavy for the weather and full of my sweat, soaked up lovingly and held jealously. I wasn’t made for this town. Too hot, too empty, too old.

My Russian kept walking through the empty kitchen and out the back door into a fenced-in lot that smelled like rot, the wet, heavy smell hitting you in the face and settling down to soak into your clothes and skin. Weeks from now I’d be smelling like this fucking parking lot. I kept smiling, though, trying to look my new friends over. All of us thought we knew exactly where this social call was ending, and all that remained was to see who was right.

I put my eyes on My Russian and ran them up and down his shiny suit, deciding he wasn’t carrying a barker. The Russians—the higher-ups, at least, the real old-school Ivans—had a fetish for strangulation, a wire shining out in the darkness. I’d heard they regarded any murder that didn’t require you to get right up close to the mark—a knife, a piano string—as pussy work. American murder.

Pussy or not, the two bald mountains had two guns each, big ones, under their arms. They didn’t look fast, and their coats were too tight for that kind of move—it would bunch up if they tried to pull both at once, and if they were going to pull them one at a time they were fucking morons for carrying two anyway. The two bodyguards stopped and let My Russian and me take a few steps more, so that I ended up between him and them, the two huge balls of flesh between me and the door.

My Russian stopped and turned to smile back at me. I squinted around, the dark heat settling on my shoulders and pushing. It was bright out, a big moon shining down onto us. The fence looked high, a serious fence. Not impossible to scale, but not something I was going to leap over while people shot at me. The sky was a dark blue canopy over us, empty, clear, just filled with evaporating heat.

“I take meetings here,” My Russian said, spreading his hands and grinning. His suit shone expensively in the dim light leaking from the sky. “It is quiet. So,” he said. “You have been hired to kill me, yes? Who has hired you? Why?” He cocked his head. “I know your face. I know your name. New York, yes? Lots of you New Yorkers out here these days. Rats fleeing the sinking ship.”

“New York’s gone,” I said. “They’re tearing it down and replacing it with a goddamn shopping mall.”

“Yes. I know you—a big gun, yes? How many men have you killed, for yen?” He said it as if there were better things to kill for. Then he squinted one eye at me owlishly. “You were in Venice recently, yes? The World Banker. I forget the name.”

I shook my head. “Haven’t been to Europe in years, Boris. You’re thinking of some other desperate old man.”

My Russian frowned and pushed his hands back into his pockets. From below his collar a smudge of ink was visible—a star atop what I assumed was a crown, the symbol of high rank. I reached up and scratched my shoulder where my own prison tattoo used to burn. Prison had been good for me. I didn’t like to think about it too much, about Michaleen and Bartlett and the others. It hadn’t been a good time, an enjoyable time, but it had been a necessary time, for me. It had boiled me down, and I’d come out of it the better man.

He saw me looking and smiled. “You know what it means?” He suddenly jerked his sleeve up, revealing two and a half of the blurry skull tats on his arm. “And these?”

“Prison work,” I said, keeping myself still, feeling the bodyguards’ eyes on me. “Where’d you get the art?”

“You know what it means, my friend?”

I smirked, figuring that would annoy him. “I know what it’s supposed to mean, Boris. Anyone can slap some ink on you.”

“My name is not Boris,” he complained. Maybe he wasn’t as smart as me after all. I wasn’t used to being the smartest guy in the room. “And where I come from, they kill you for false emblems like that. Buy you a drink somewhere and slit your throat, you fall back onto a plastic sheet, five minutes later it is like you were never there.”

“Yeah,” I said. “How many? Five? Ten? You think ten is a big number?” If I’d had a skull for every person I’d killed, I’d be a fucking shadow. I’d be nothing but ink.

“Numbers do not matter. You New York boys, always counting.” He peered at me. “You are sure you did not work the Venice job? I heard your name, very clear.”

“Then someone is lying to you,” I said. I’d been sucked into Chengara Penitentiary and hadn’t made it too far away since getting out. “The last two times I made it to Europe, things didn’t go so well for me.” The two big boys behind me hadn’t moved, not even to loosen up their coats.

He nodded, crimping his lips as if to say, yeah, okay, whatever. “You know my people?” he said suddenly, voice soft and casual, like he was asking me if I liked his shirt. I didn’t. My own shirt was white and scratchy and a little tight around the neck, like it’d been made for a different man. “You know who I work for?”

“Sure,” I said, nodding. “You’re connected. You’re a high roller. You run this town—for your boss. You live in a fine suite in an ancient hotel; you go from an air-conditioned room to an air-conditioned mini-hover—it’s fucking cute, like a little toy—to an air-conditioned room every day and probably haven’t sweated in ten years.”

He chuckled, nodding and stepping around me. “Da,” he said jovially. “Da! And you were sent to kill me. It is funny. Now, if you will excuse me, I must have my dinner. Lyosha and Fedya will finish our conversation.”

I turned to watch him walk back into the restaurant, the door shutting behind him as if on a motor of some sort. I looked at one of the big guys and then at the other. They were slightly different in the shape of their rounded heads and the angle that their mouths hung open but were essentially the same person occupying different space. I wondered idly if there would be an explosion if they accidentally touched.

The one I was looking at—I thought he was Lyosha but wasn’t sure why I thought that—grinned. “You break my finger now?”

I sighed, feeling tired. “Sure, why not,” I said. I could do the math: two of them against one of me, alone in a back lot, their friends inside and everywhere, fuck, the whole damn city. They hadn’t frisked me or tried to take my own gun away. I chose not to be insulted. I reached up and took my crappy cigarette from between my lips and held it carefully between my thumb and forefinger.

Lyosha flicked his own cigarette into the air and exhaled briskly, shrugging his shoulders, getting loose. The butt fell limply to the ground as if the air were too thick to travel through, the coal bright on the dark, shadowed ground. For a moment we all stood there, hands hanging free, each of us waiting to see who would move first. First move was a losing move—it telegraphed your intentions, and when you had more than one person to deal with, it guaranteed at least one gun was going to find its way onto you and make some painful alterations. The air around us was completely still, like hot jelly, and I was reminded of the yard back at Chengara, where I’d gotten a free but excellent education on how to fight when outnumbered.

Rule number one was, sometimes making the first move made sense.

I launched myself at the one I’d decided was Lyosha, tossing my cigarette into his face with my left hand as I pulled my gun with my right. He cursed in Russian, all consonants and fucking phlegm, waving his hands in front of his face and dancing back. As I crashed into him I brought my gun up and fired twice into his belly, falling down on top of him and rolling off to the side. I wasn’t worried about the noise; My Russian expected a few shots. A few more and he might send the waiter out to see if we needed anything, but not yet.

I came up into an unsteady crouch and fired three times, quick, where the other bodyguard had been a second before. He was still there, for a moment, and then toppled over, hitting his knees and then falling over face-first. I stayed low, listening to the sudden silence, feeling the heat on me, straining my senses.

Rule number two was to never assume. It wasn’t nice, but I turned and found Lyosha, put my gun against his head, and made sure he was dead. Then I stepped over to his buddy and did the same, warm blood spraying me lightly. You assumed people were dead, they had a habit of coming up behind you at the worst times. I’d been assaulted by dead people so many times I’d become paranoid about it.

I turned and jogged back toward the door in a wide arc, approaching from an angle, taking soft, easy steps. I knew I didn’t need to worry about getting the door open—I had magic. By sheer force of will the door was going to pop open. After five steps it did just that, and a big, thick-necked woman with a goddamn shotgun held across her body, a streak of absolute darkness, stepped halfway out into the yard. She peered out into the lot, muttering to herself, not seeing me coming at her. I just kept approaching, holding off; you couldn’t shoot someone in the back. I wasn’t a big believer in justice, but everyone deserved to at least see it coming.

I was just a few feet away when she suddenly turned, hissing something I couldn’t make out and swinging the shotgun around, slow and clumsy. I squeezed the trigger, and she whipped around, sending one blast from the shotgun into the night air and falling awkwardly against the door, propping it open with her body. I leaped forward and plucked the shotgun from her loose grip; studied the wet, ugly wound I’d created in her chest; then looked into her staring eyes. With a quick glance into the bright, empty kitchen, I broke open the shotgun and let the shells drop out, then tossed it away to my right, the shadows swallowing it. After putting an insurance shell into her, I edged into the humming kitchen. The crank air being pushed out of the vents above rushed past me like someone had opened an air lock out in the desert. I stopped right inside and wasted a moment or two, listening, watching the swinging doors that led to the dining room.
As I stood there, the doors swung inward and admitted a pair of serving Droids, skimming along the floor bearing dirty dishes. As the swinging doors snapped closed, I caught a glimpse of the busy dining room, all reds and browns, plush fabrics that looked heavy and old. My Russian was sitting back toward the front of the place, laughing and holding a drink up as if making a toast. I looked straight at him as the doors swung shut again, gliding slowly on their tiny motors, but he never looked up at me.

I raised my gun and let the clip drop into the palm of my hand; it was difficult coming by hardware these days, most of it coming out of scavenge yards down south, Mexico generally, where the SSF’s grip was getting a little sketchy under pressure from the army. For six yen a week kids sorted bullets into calibers and hand-filled clips, which were then sold to assholes like me for a thousand yen a clip. I wasn’t sure where the fucking bullets came from, loose and sometimes ancient as hell, and I generally expected my gun to blow up in my hand every time I pulled the trigger. It kept things exciting.

I exchanged the old clip for a fresh one and snapped it into place as quietly as I could. I wasn’t paid to scamper around waiting for the safe moment—I was paid for results, and now that My Russian was aware of me, there was no better time than the present, before he called his people and brought the hammer down—a wall of fat guys in leather coats, a team of idiots with garrotes in their pockets and my picture on their little handhelds. Besides, my instructions had been pretty clear: My Russian had to die tonight. I’d agreed to terms, and terms had to be upheld. I took a deep breath and racked a shell into the chamber gently, deciding that the best way to do it would be to be fast—no wasted movements, no wasted time.

I put the gun down low by my thigh and pushed my way into the dining room. I walked quickly and steadily toward My Russian, my eyes on him the whole time. Momentum was the key—no one paid me any attention as I crossed the room, just part of the blur of motion around them.
When I was halfway to his table, My Russian glanced at me, then looked away, his face a pleasant mask of polite enjoyment. Then he snapped back to me, his expression tightening up, his hands jumping a bit on the table like he’d thought about doing something and then killed the idea. It was too late by then; I was at his table. I should have just brought the gun up, killed him, and walked out. But I stood there for a moment with my gun at my side. I wasn’t sure he could see it.

“Lyosha and Fedya will have some explaining to do, yes?”

I shook my head. “No. And neither will the kitchen help.” I gave him another second, but he just sat there staring at me, his hands balled into fists. Macho asshole, no gun because he was tough. Fuck tough. Tough got you killed.

I raised the gun and there was no reaction at first—I’d expected a hubbub from the crowd, some noise, chaos. But I’d been away from civilization for so long I guess I’d forgotten the rules, how it worked. I raised the gun and put it a few inches from My Russian’s face—not close enough for him to grab it easily or knock it aside—and nothing happened. There were people just a few feet away, eating their dinners, but no one was even looking at me.

My Russian stared at the barrel. “You know who I am, my friend,” he said slowly, licking his lips. “Maybe you wish to be rich?” His eyes jumped up to my face and then tightened up. “No, I see you do not wish to be rich. Perhaps you don’t wish to live, either. You are not a young man. You know who I work for. This will not be forgotten.”

I nodded. “You draw a lot of fucking water out here. And now it doesn’t matter. I don’t know what you did, but you pissed off the wrong people, and here I am.” Talking was for amateurs, but I wanted to give him his say. When you killed a man, you had to let him have his last words, if you could.

He was shaking now—with fear or rage, I couldn’t tell. “You do not care who I work for, then? But you do not understand.

It is not like the old days, where we run from the fucking cops and they chase us behind the furniture. We are part of things. We are partners. You do not fear us, but do you fear Cal Ruberto? Ruberto, the Undersecretary.”

I blinked. Now there was a sudden shout from across the room, and the whole place got quiet for a second, followed by a hissing wave of whispers. Cal Ruberto was Undersecretary for the North American Department and, nowadays, a major general in the New Army. The Undersecretaries had been running things—as much as Dick Marin and the System Cops would let them—since the Joint Council had gone senile years ago, but now they had some muscle. Ruberto wasn’t just an Undersecretary anymore. He was a fucking general.

“You do not fear my boss,” My Russian continued. “But maybe you fear Ruberto. Maybe you fear the whole damn System behind him.”

I stared down at him a second longer, then cocked the hammer back. “Cal Ruberto,” I said, “is my boss.”

I squeezed the trigger, the gun making a thunderous crack, My Russian’s face imploding as he was knocked backward, spraying me with a fine mist of brains and blood. I stood still another moment, thinking that I was almost at the point where I felt nothing when I admitted that.

Then I spun around, bringing my cannon with me, and stood there dripping blood, running my eyes over the crowd. Most of them ducked down as I looked at them, crouching in their seats. There were some shouts, but no one was moving. I let my gun drop to my side again and stepped quickly toward the entrance. There would be no cops, but you didn’t kill a man with a crown on his chest in this town and just walk away whistling.

I crashed through the doors and into the hot, empty desert night, slipping my barker into my pocket. I imagined My Russian’s blood baking onto me, turning into a shell. The street was busy, crowds of people who made up the infrastructure of the Russians’ private city out for the night. I just pushed through bodies, looking up at the dark, hulking shapes of the ancient hotels on the horizon, huge complexes rotting in the sun, marking the outer edge of a rotting city slowly filling with sand and choking sunlight. A man could get lost in the darkness there forever, if he wanted. In the heat, forever was a lot shorter than you might imagine.

Walking steadily toward the horizon, I wiped My Russian’s blood out of my eyes and heard him asking me, How many men have you killed, for yen? I shook a cigarette out and placed it between my lips. I didn’t know. I’d lost count. I was dead. I’d died back in prison. As I leaned in to light up, there was a deafening boom behind me, and I was lifted up off my feet for a second by a warm gust. I staggered forward and steadied myself with the street, lying there for a moment, my cigarette crushed into my face. When I flipped over, the restaurant was on fire, pieces of its roof sailing down in fiery arcs from the night sky, all of it in strange, muffled silence as my ears rang.

Well, shit, I thought, sitting up on my elbows. That’s fucking strange.

Blurb for Guy Gavriel Kay's new book

My bad. . . I meant to post this a few days ago, but I totally forgot all about it.

The good news is that Guy Gavriel Kay's forthcoming Under Heaven will be released in April 2010. Here's the blurb:

The world could bring you poison in a jeweled cup, or surprising gifts. Sometimes you didn't know which of them it was...

Penguin Group (Canada) is pleased to announce the new novel from World Fantasy Award Winner and international bestseller Guy Gavriel Kay.

UNDER HEAVEN will be published in April 2010, and takes place in a world inspired by the glory and power of Tang Dynasty China in the 8th century, a world in which history and the fantastic meld into something both memorable and emotionally compelling. In the novel, Shen Tai is the son of a general who led the forces of imperial Kitai in the empire's last great war against its western enemies, twenty years before. Forty thousand men, on both sides, were slain by a remote mountain lake. General Shen Gao himself has died recently, having spoken to his son in later years about his sadness in the matter of this terrible battle.

To honour his father's memory, Tai spends two years in official mourning alone at the battle site by the blue waters of Kuala Nor. Each day he digs graves in hard ground to bury the bones of the dead. At night he can hear the ghosts moan and stir, terrifying voices of anger and lament. Sometimes he realizes that a given voice has ceased its crying, and he knows that is one he has laid to rest.

The dead by the lake are equally Kitan and their Taguran foes; there is no way to tell the bones apart, and he buries them all with honour.

It is during a routine supply visit led by a Taguran officer who has reluctantly come to befriend him that Tai learns that others, much more powerful, have taken note of his vigil. The White Jade Princess Cheng-wan, 17th daughter of the Emperor of Kitai, presents him with two hundred and fifty Sardian horses. They are being given in royal recognition of his courage and piety, and the honour he has done the dead.

You gave a man one of the famed Sardian horses to reward him greatly. You gave him four or five to exalt him above his fellows, propel him towards rank, and earn him jealousy, possibly mortal jealousy. Two hundred and fifty is an unthinkable gift, a gift to overwhelm an emperor.

Tai is in deep waters. He needs to get himself back to court and his own emperor, alive. Riding the first of the Sardian horses, and bringing news of the rest, he starts east towards the glittering, dangerous capital of Kitai, and the Ta-Ming Palace - and gathers his wits for a return from solitude by a mountain lake to his own forever-altered life.

Kay is definitely one of my favorite authors, and I can't wait to read this one! Unfortunately, so few genre readers seem to have given him a shot. It's a sad state of affairs, no question.

Last year I had the author's entire backlist up for grabs for a giveaway. I've just copied-and-pasted Kay's backlist here in the hope that some of you will be enticed to give him a chance:

The Fionavar Tapestry

- The Summer Tree (Canada, USA, Europe)
- The Wandering Fire (Canada, USA, Europe)
- The Darkest Road (Canada, USA, Europe)

- Tigana (Canada, USA, Europe)

- A Song for Arbonne (Canada, USA, Europe)

- The Lions of Al-Rassan (Canada, USA, Europe)

The Sarantine Mosaic

- Sailing to Sarantium (Canada, USA, Europe)
- Lord of Emperors (Canada, USA, Europe)

- The Last Light of the Sun (Canada, USA, Europe)

- Beyond this Dark House (Canada, USA, Europe)

- Ysabel (Canada, USA, Europe)

If you are not familiar with the author, begin with Tigana or The Lions of Al-Rassan, which are his two best works (in my humble opinion). Whatever you do, read some Guy Gavriel Kay, damn it!:P

Keep an eye out for this one. . .


Blake Charlton's Spellwright won't be released till February 2010, but I have it on good authority that this book will be in contention for best first fantasy novel ever. Understandably, I can't wait to get my hands on an Advance Reading Copy to find out if that's the case or not! For more info about this title: Canada, USA, Europe.

Spellwright has already garnered rave reviews from authors such as Robin Hobb, Tad Williams, Daniel Abraham, and more. Could this be the novel which will become the fantasy debut of 2010? We'll have to wait and see. . .

Here's the blurb:

Imagine a world in which the written word can leave a page to physically lift a man into the air, sharpen his pitchfork, or stop his beating heart.

Such a world is home to Nicodemus Weal, a young wizard with tremendous talent for forging the magical runes which can create spells. Indeed, throughout his adolescence, Nicodemus was thought to be the Halcyon, a powerful magic-user prophesized to save the land from a coming apocalypse known only as the Disjunction.

There was only one problem: runes must be placed in an exact order to create a spell. Any deviation results in a "misspell"--a flawed spell that behaves in an erratic, sometimes lethal, manner. It so happens that Nicodemus is a "cacographer," one unable to correctly reproduce even simple texts.

Now twenty-three, Nicodemus lives in the devastating aftermath of having failed to live up to prophecy. His magical talent is restricted to the kitchen, where he cleans pots and scrubs walls with childish language. Life slips by one aggravating day at a time until a visiting author identifies an ancient curse infesting the young wizard's mind. The malicious text has, in fact, stolen his ability to spell. Suddenly, the two wizards closest to Nicodemus are murdered violently and he is forced to flee his home in a desperate quest to recover the stolen part of his mind.

SPELLWRIGHT is the first volume of Nicodemus' journey across the kingdoms of Faragard, his encounters with monsters and gods who distort language to their own ends, and his internal struggle to accept himself as whole without his ability to spell.

For more information on the author and his work, visit Charlton's website. Click on the Samples link to read extracts covering the prologue and the first four chapters.

The cover art was done by Todd Lockwood. To peruse more of the artist's work, head on out to http://www.toddlockwood.com/.

Excerpt from Steven Erikson's BAUCHELAIN AND KORBAL BROACH


It took some effort, but Steven Erikson's publicist at Tor Books managed to sort out the rights issue so we could post this extract from Bauchelain and Korbal Broach (USA, Europe) This omnibus will be released on September 15th in the US and the book will contain three novellas:

- Blood Follows (Canada, USA, Europe)
- The Lees of Laughter's End (Canada, USA, Europe)
- The Healthy Dead (Canada, USA, Europe)

The excerpt is from Blood Follows. . .

Enjoy!
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The Bells pealed across the lamentable city of Moll, clamoring along the crooked, narrow alleys, buffeting the dawn-risers hurriedly laying out their wares in the market rounds. The bells pealed, tumbling over the grimy cobblestones, down to the wharfs and out over the bay’s choppy, gray waves. Shrill iron, the bells pealed with the voice of hysteria.

The terrible, endless sound echoed deep inside the slate-covered barrows that humped the streets, tilted the houses and cramped the alleyways in every quarter of Moll. Barrows older than the Lamentable City itself, each long ago riven through and tunnelled in fruitless search for plunder, each now remaining like a pock, the scarring of some ancient plague. The bells reached through to the scattered, broken bones bedded down in hollowed-out logs, amidst rotted furs and stone tools and weapons, bone and shell beads and jewellery, the huddled forms of hunting dogs, the occasional horse with its head removed and placed at its master’s feet, the skull with the spike-hole gaping between the left eye and ear. Echoing among the dead, bestirring the shades in their centuries-long slumber.

A few of these dread shades rose in answer to that call, and in the darkness moments before dawn they’d lifted themselves clear of the slate and earth and potsherds, scenting the presence of ...someone, something. They’d then returned to their dark abodes-and for those who saw them, for those who knew something of shades, their departure seemed more like flight.

In Temple Round, as the sun edged higher over the hills inland, the saving wells, fountains and bowl-stones overflowed with coin: silver and gold glinting among the beds of copper. Already crowds gathered outside the high-walled sanctuaries of Burn-relieved and safe under the steamy morning light-there to appease the passing over of sudden death, and to thank the Sleeping Goddess, who slept still. And many a manservant was seen exiting the side-postern of Hood’s Temple, for the rich were ever wont to bribe away the Lord of Death, so that they might awaken to yet another day, gentled of spirit in their soft beds.

It was the monks of the Queen of Dreams for whom the night just past was cause for mourning, with clanging dirge of iron, civilisation’s scarred, midnight face. For that face had a name, and it was Murder. And so the bells rang on, a shroud of fell sound descending upon the port of Moll, a sound cold and harsh that none could escape ....

...while in an alley behind a small estate on Low Merchant Way, a diviner of the Deck of Dragons noisily emptied his breakfast of pomegranites, bread, prunes and watered wine, surrounded by a ring of dogs patiently awaiting theirs.

* * *

The door slammed behind Emancipor Reese, rattling the flimsy drop-latch a moment before sagging back down on its worn leather hinges. He stared at the narrow, musty hallway in front of him. The niche set waist-high on the wall to his right was lit with a lone tallow candle, revealing water-stains and cracked plaster and the tiny stone altar of Sister Soliel, heaped with wilted flower-heads. On the back wall at the far end, six paces from where he stood, where the passage opened on both sides, hung a black-iron broadsword-cross-hilted and bronze-pommeled, most likely rusted into its verdigrised scabbard. Emancipor’s lined, sun-scoured face fell, becoming heavy around his eyes as he gazed on the weapon of his youth. He felt every one of his six, maybe seven decades.

His wife had gone silent in the kitchen, halfway through heating the wet sand, the morning’s porridge pot and the plates on the wood counter at her side still awaiting cleansing; and he could see her in his mind, motionless and massive and breathing her short, shallow, increasingly nervous breaths.

"Is that you, ’Mancy?"

He hesitated. He could do it, right now-back outside, out into the streets-he knew how to sound depths, he knew knots-all kinds of knots. He could stand a pitching deck. He could leave this damned wart of a city, leave her and the squalling, simpering brats they’d begetted. He could . . . escape. Emancipor sighed. "Yes, dear."

Her voice pitched higher. "Why aren’t you at work?"

He drew a deep breath. "I am now. . . " he paused, then finished with loud, distinct articulation: "unemployed."

"What did you say?"

"Unemployed."

"Fired? You’ve been fired? You incompetent, stupid-"

"The bells!" he screamed. "The bells! Can’t you hear the bells?"

Silence in the kitchen, then: "The Sisters have mercy! You idiot! Why aren’t you finding work? Get a new job-if you think you can laze around here, seeing our children tossed from their schooling-"

Emancipor sighed. Dear Subly, ever so practical. "I’m on my way, dear."

"Just come back with a job. A good job. The future of our children-"

He slammed the door behind him, and stared out on the street. The bells kept ringing. The air was growing hot, smelling of raw sewage, rotting shellfish, and human and animal sweat. Subly had come close to selling her soul for the tired old house behind him. For the neighbourhood, rather. As far as he could tell, it stank no different from all the other neighbourhoods they’d lived in. Saving perhaps that there was a greater variety among the vegetables rotting in the gutters. ‘Positioning, ’Mancy. It’s all in positioning.’

Across the way Sturge Weaver waddled about the front of his shop, unlocking and folding back the shutters, casting nosy, knowing glances his way over the humped barrow mound that bulged the street between their houses. The lingering fart heard it all. Don’t matter. Subly’ll be finished with the pot and plates in record time, now. Then she’ll be out, gums flapping and her eyes wide as she fished shallow waters for sympathy, and whatnot.

It was true enough that he’d need a new job before the day’s end, or all the respect he’d earned over the last six months would disappear faster than a candle-flame in a hurricane; and that grim label-‘Mancy the Luckless’-would return, the ghost of old in step with his shadow, and neighbours like Sturge Weaver making warding signs whenever their paths crossed.

A new job. It was all that mattered, now. Never mind that some madman stalked the city every night since the season’s turning, never mind that horribly mutilated bodies were turning up every morning-citizens of Lamentable Moll, their eyes blank (when there were eyes) and their faces twisted in a rictus of terror-and their bodies-all those missing parts-Emancipor shivered. Never mind that Master Baltro wouldn’t need a coachman ever again, except for the grave-digger’s bent, white-faced crew and that one last journey to the pit of his ancestors, closing forever the line of his blood.

Emancipor shook himself. If not for the grisly in-between, he almost envied the merchant’s final trip. At least it’d bring silence-not Subly, of course, but the bells. The damned, endless, shrill, nagging bells ....

* * *

Go find the monk on the end of that rope and wring his neck."

The corporal blinked at his sergeant, shifted uneasily under the death-detail’s attire of blue-stained bronze ringed hauberk, lobster-tailed bowl helm, and the heavy leather-padded shoulder-guards. Damn, the lad’s bloody well swimming in all that armour. Not quite succeeding at impressing the onlookers-the short sword at his belt’s still wax-sealed in the scabbard, for Hood’s sake. Guld turned away. "Now, son."

He listened to the lad’s footsteps recede behind him, and glumly watched his detachment enforcing the cordon around the body and the old barrow pit it laid in, keeping at a distance the gawkers and stray dogs, kicking at pigeons and seagulls and otherwise letting what was left of the dead man lie in peace under the fragment of roof-thatch some merciful passerby had thrown over it.

He saw the diviner stumble ash-faced from the other alley. The king’s court magus wasn’t a man of the streets, but the cloth at the knees of his white pantaloons now showed intimate familiarity with the grimy, greasy cobblestones.

Guld had little respect for coddled mages. Too remote from human affairs, bookish and naive and slow to grow up. Ophan was nearing sixty, but he had the face of a toddler. Alchemy at work, of course. In vanity’s name, no less.

"Stul Ophan," Guld called, catching the man’s watery eyes. "You finished your reading, then?" An insensitive question, but they were the kind Guld most liked to ask.

The rotund magus approached. "I did," he said thickly, licking his bluish lips.

A cold art, divining the Deck in the wake of murder. "And?"

"Not a demon, not a Sekull, not a Jhorligg. A man."

Sergeant Guld scowled, adjusting his helmet where the woollen inside trim had rubbed raw his forehead. "We know that. The last street diviner told us that. For this the King grants you a tower in his keep?"

Stul Ophan’s face darkened. "Was the King’s command that brought me here," he snapped. "I’m a court mage. My divinations are of a more . . . " he faltered momentarily, "of a more bureaucratic nature. This raw and bloody murder business isn’t my specialty, is it?"

Guld’s scowl deepened. "You divine by the Deck to tally numbers? That’s a new one on me, Magus."

"Don’t be a fool. What I meant was, my sorceries are in an administrative theme. Affairs of the realm, and such." Stul Ophan looked about, his round shoulders hunching and a shudder taking him as his gaze found the covered body. "This . . . this is foulest sorcery, the workings of a madman-"

"Wait," Guld interjected. "The killer’s a sorceror?"

Stul nodded, his lips twitching. "Powerful in the necromantic arts, skilled in cloaking his trail. Even the rats saw nothing-nothing that stayed in their brains, anyway-"

The rats. Reading their minds has become an art in Moll, with loot hungry warlocks training the damn things and sending them under the streets, into the old barrows, down among the bones of a people so far dead as to be nameless in the city’s memory. The thought soothed him somewhat. There was truth in the world after all, when mages and rats saw so closely eye to eye. And thank Hood for the rat-hunters, the fearless bastards will spit at a warlock’s feet if that spit was the last water on earth.

"The pigeons?" he asked innocently.

"Sleep at night," Stul said, throwing Guld a disgusted look. "I only go so far. Rats, fine. Pigeons . . . ." He shook his head, cleared his throat and looked for a spitoon. Finding none-naturally-he turned and spat on the cobbles. "Anyway, the killer’s found a taste for nobility-"

Guld snorted. "That’s a long stretch, Magus. A distant cousin of a distant cousin. A middling cloth merchant with no heirs-"

"Close enough. The King wants results." Stul Ophan observed the sergeant with an expression trying for contempt. "Your reputation’s at stake, Guld."

"Reputation?" Guld’s laugh was bitter. He turned away, dismissing the mage for the moment. Reputation? My head’s on the pinch-block, and the grey man’s stacking his stones. The noble families are scared. They’re gnawing the King’s wrinkled feet in between the sycophantic kissing. Eleven nights, eleven victims. No witnesses. The whole city’s terrified-things could get out of hand. I need to find the bastard-I need him writhing on the spikes at Palace Gate .... A sorceror, that’s new-I’ve got my clue, finally. He looked down at the merchant’s covered body. These dead don’t talk. That should’ve told me something. And the street diviners, so strangely terse and nervous. A mage, powerful enough to scare the average practitioner into silence. And worse yet, a necromancer-someone who knows how to silence souls, or send them off to Hood before the steam leaves the blood.

Stul Ophan cleared his throat a second time. "Well," he said, "I’ll see you tomorrow morning, then."

Guld winced, then shook himself. "He’ll make a mistake-you’re certain the killer’s a man?"

"Reasonably."

Guld’s eyes fixed on the mage, making Stul Ophan take a step back. "Reasonably? What does that mean?"

"Well, uh, it has the feel of a man, though there’s something odd about it. I simply assumed he made some effort to disguise that-some simple cantrips and the like-"

"Poorly done? Does that fit with a mage who can silence souls and wipe clean the brains of rats?"

Stul Ophan frowned. "Well, uh, no, that doesn’t make much sense-"

"Think some more on it, Magus," Guld ordered, and though only a sergeant of the City Watch, the command was answered with a swift nod.

Then the magus asked, "What do I tell the King?"

Guld hitched his thumbs into his sword-belt. It’d been years since he’d last drawn the weapon, but he’d dearly welcome the chance to do so now. He studied the crowd, the tide of faces pushing the ring of guards into an ever tighter circle. Could be any one of them. That wheezing beggar with the hanging mouth. Those two rat-hunters. That old woman with all the dolls at her belt-some kind of witch, seen her before, at every scene of these murders, and now she’s eager to start on the next doll, the eleventh-questioned her six mornings back. Then again, she’s got enough hair on her chin to be mistaken for a man. Or maybe that dark-faced stranger-armour under his fine cloak, well-made weapon at his belt-a foreigner for certain, since nobody around here uses single-edged scimitars. So, could be any one of them, come to study his handiwork by day’s light, come to gloat over the city’s most experienced guardsman in these sort of crimes. "Tell His Majesty that I now have a list of suspects."

Stul Ophan made a sound in his throat that might have been disbelief.

Guld continued drily, "And inform King Seljure that I found his court mage passably helpful, although I have many more questions for him, for which I anticipate the mage’s fullest devotion of energies in answering my inquiries."

"Of course," Stul Ophan rasped. "At your behest, Sergeant, by the King’s command." He wheeled and walked off to his awaiting carriage.

The sergeant sighed. A list of suspects. How many mages in Lamentable Moll? A hundred? Two hundred? How many real Talents among them? How many coming and going from the trader ships? Is the killer a foreigner, or has someone local turned bad? There are delvings in high sorcery that can twist even the calmest mind. Or has a shade broken free, climbed out nasty and miserable from some battered barrow-any recent deep construction lately? Better check with the Flatteners. Shades? Not their style, though-

The bells clanged wildly, then fell silent. Guld frowned, then recalled his order to the young corporal. Oh damn, did that lad take me literally?