I met an Austrian girl through CouchSurfing and I'm helping her find a flat in Montreal. Here's an ad she found on Craigslist:
130ft² - Female wanted. FREE rent & food in exchange for FWB (Outremont available Now)
Looking to exchange rent and food in a very clean, modern and large house in a very desirable location close to everything for benefits and maybe is some even more twisted way, the stars somehow align, this could actually become a relationship. Weed is also included. So is laundry and wireless internet.
Room is large and furnished with night stand, bed, large armoire and large closest.
Im muscular,a thinker/athlete/pothead/philosopher, so there is a clue as to why I am writing this post. I dont need a woman for orgasms. I want one for intimacy, affection, cuddling, talking, sharing and sex. If I cant find emotional intimacy with this post, I dont want the sex. I can masturbate.
You must think Im fat and ugly if I am that lonely to post something this rediculous, but actually, most women look long or twice when Im in my 501's and a t-shirt. Im 42, 6ft tall with references.haha] but with a manly baby face and virtually no wringles and I have no kids.
Im also naturally muscular, love sleeping and showers, nature and competing in sports and pleasuring a woman orally. There is nothing I like more than that and kissing.
What's might be even stranger than this post, is if you met me, you would feel comfortable right away. Im not creepy at all, I just cant find a mind and body connection, so I have resorted to think and see what happens.
I eat mostly organic and no poisons disguised as food
This post is clearly very bizarre and if i was reading it , I would think so too but maybe someone out there is lonely like me and needs a warm , clean place to stay is the safest part of the city, where woman walk at any hour and dont feel fear.24 hr bus outside the door and who is also lonely
You can be alone or with up to one 1 kid.
Most things are within 5 min walk. MT-Royal is 15 min walk away.
If you would like to know more, please send me an email with as many question you have.
This is not a joke. . .
And women say romance is dead!!! :P